CatherineOmega
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@ Didn't you hear? The FBI's been reduced to an elaborate protection racket for YEARS.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to MinorMogul
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@ I’ve had that. It’s where they have the tank full of 2-year-olds that eat all the dead skin off your feet, right?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to hessiebell
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@ My physio pretends to flirt with all his patients, regardless of age, gender or ethnicity: "CANTONESE CANTONESE sexy CANTONESE".
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to EdofEV
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@ @ That's a NORMAL ice cream truck, with the engine noise looped.
about 5 hours ago
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@ @ ? Exactly. ;)
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to Hopalong15
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Why folks have been cranky about me not responding to them: my Skype-to-Adium plugin is broken in the latest version:
about 19 hours ago
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@ If it helps you feel "in", there's always knee pain. @
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to KatherineRau
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@ it's all the reaching down for doorknobs and faucets. If they were at a reasonable height... ;)
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to Hopalong15
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@ you've hurt BOTH of them? Oof. :( This is my second time, third injury to my right shoulder though.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to Hopalong15
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Really, the worst part of having a torn rotator cuff is that my rotator cuff hurts. Pretty much what you'd expect.
about 24 hours ago
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@ Quick! Watch some Canadian Heritage Moments. You'll wrap back all the way around to cynicism faster than you can smell burnt toast.
8:44 AM May 25th
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@ @ Sounds like SOMEONE needs to subscribe to my e-performance b2v marketing newsletter. Only 2.99/wk.
8:36 AM May 25th
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@ quick, go find it! That's how my folks found me.
8:34 AM May 25th
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in reply to taterunino
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Two rams charged towards each other at high speed. They vanished upon collision, leaving a swaddled infant. June 6, 1906. My birthday.
11:42 PM May 24th
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The taps and faucets in the ladies' room at UBC Computer Science are shaped like Jar Jar Binks. I need to wash my hands over again.
3:57 PM May 24th
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@ Most of the douchebag spam I get tries to sell me a new website or better SEO--great, so spammers can spam me more easily?
10:58 AM May 24th
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in reply to danudey
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"Hi, Mojang, we want to ruin the internet. Want to help us?"
9:08 AM May 24th
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Scrabble for Cheaters:
9:10 AM May 24th
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@ You can order them from Sears. $30. Easy. (Also, guess what you just reminded ME to do.)
6:19 PM May 23rd
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Why Regular Demos are Part of Our Development Process | Lincoln Loop - › What a developer thinks is...
4:03 PM May 23rd
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- Name Catherine Winters
- Location Vancouver, Canada
- Web http://www.Cather...
- Bio Catherine likes virtual 8-bit pixel MMO sushi and sociology kitty usability design. Using Drupal and WordPress. Also, she's tall.
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