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CatherineOmega

  1. @MinorMogul Didn't you hear? The FBI's been reduced to an elaborate protection racket for YEARS.
  2. @hessiebell I’ve had that. It’s where they have the tank full of 2-year-olds that eat all the dead skin off your feet, right?
  3. @EdofEV My physio pretends to flirt with all his patients, regardless of age, gender or ethnicity: "CANTONESE CANTONESE sexy CANTONESE".
  4. @royalashton @gregeh That's a NORMAL ice cream truck, with the engine noise looped.
  5. @Hopalong15 @KatherineRau #lame? Exactly. ;)
  6. Why folks have been cranky about me not responding to them: my Skype-to-Adium plugin is broken in the latest version: adiumxtras.com/index.php?a=xt…
  7. @KatherineRau If it helps you feel "in", there's always knee pain. @Hopalong15
  8. @Hopalong15 it's all the reaching down for doorknobs and faucets. If they were at a reasonable height... ;)
  9. @Hopalong15 you've hurt BOTH of them? Oof. :( This is my second time, third injury to my right shoulder though.
  10. Really, the worst part of having a torn rotator cuff is that my rotator cuff hurts. Pretty much what you'd expect.
  11. @gregeh Quick! Watch some Canadian Heritage Moments. You'll wrap back all the way around to cynicism faster than you can smell burnt toast.
  12. @jkudish @bluelimemedia Sounds like SOMEONE needs to subscribe to my e-performance b2v marketing newsletter. Only 2.99/wk.
  13. @taterunino quick, go find it! That's how my folks found me.
  14. The taps and faucets in the ladies' room at UBC Computer Science are shaped like Jar Jar Binks. I need to wash my hands over again.
  15. @danudey Most of the douchebag spam I get tries to sell me a new website or better SEO--great, so spammers can spam me more easily?
  16. Scrabble for Cheaters: gameological.com/2012/05/scrabb…
  17. @jujuniper You can order them from Sears. $30. Easy. (Also, guess what you just reminded ME to do.) sears.ca/product/whole-…