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  1. Been driving on E the last couple days... With @lilcheffy, then shopping a little
  2. I give up. I don't get close to people for a reason. They just fuck you over and use you. No real friendships exist.
  3. Ugh, fuck bitches. Kill my fucking buzz.
  4. I definitely forgot how much I liked being high. But I certainly didn't miss the bitter nosebleeds.
  5. Brandon and Jamie are over, just started "The Devil Wears Prada," for the first time. My main queen loves this movie, and I love himmm. :)
  6. "Aww, he's so cute, he's... Southern Baptist? Nevermind."
  7. http://twitpic.com/tuttk - I know, it's terrible... But it's hilarious. Thanks for the racism, Jane
  8. Sometimes I forget why I SHOULDN'T surround myself with people so often. Ridiculous, I'm getting back in bed.
  9. Um... anyone who hangs with me can vouch, I do this ALL. THE. TIME. RT @TFLN (248): I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
  10. @DiscExchange Does the winner have a heart attack?
  11. Awake... Soooo happy about the sunshine.
  12. Ok, so my dad's up and morning tv is on... Maybe I should go to bed
  13. http://twitpic.com/tqf4d - Holiday racism. Love my Jewish snowman!
  14. "I love you, but please don't turn my water into a penis."
  15. I can still taste the shot of whiskey I had earlier... this is what I get for stopping for a couple weeks and not diving right back in.
  16. Sorry to all of you asleep who follow me by text, stupidly. Reading old AIM logs with Beek. Hilariousss.
  17. "Isn't that kind of odd? he'll let me fuck him in the ass, but god forbid his mouth goes anywhere near my toes."
  18. "I'm a nice girl! I don't put my strap on in just ANY guy's ass. I'm a one-man kind of girl after all."
  19. This made me laugh my ass off: fdcvb cfgtyu ccvgyhuv haha i dripped some water on my keyboard...cleaned it and accidentally hit "enter"
  20. "Well, you know me. I do go crazy for hot, teenage cock."