Noddy Holder. Mutton dressed as glam.

Fortifying myself with a mid-morning round or two of peanut butter on toast, I have dropped a large blob of PB on my keyboard. Ugh!

New Laura Ashley archive print collection at Uniqlo. This is purrty: bit.ly/wfPb30

What are you shopping for at the moment? Items big or small... Looking for shopping conundrums to solve on TheTenBest.co.uk

@JayneHowarth Hahaha! Mind you, a job's a job! #snowsteria

Worst job in journalism: reporting on "big freeze" (aka 'a bit of snow') followed by "big thaw" ('a bit of slush') #snowsteria

EXCITING opportunity at @Propaganda_uk for a talented person from a PR background who is enthusiastic and knowledgeable about social media

@creany73 Aww. Happy memories!

Awful! » "@SarahWood7: Italian ballerina sacked in anorexia row | Stage | The Observer bit.ly/w2HRIJ > dancers under pressure"

@QcattQ That is poor show! Hope you get a bit of chill time today!

Well that was one of the nicest weekends I've had in ages. Monday, don't bring me down!

@QcattQ That sucks! What is up with them?

@steepler Why eat a burger out, when you can have steak at home?

Why does anyone British care about the #Superbowl? #cannotcompute

BBC February Weather Forecast: "1 of the biggest challenges in forecasting this type of weather set-up is predicting how long it will last"

Love! RT @LeeGoater: Photo: Advertising. Lx (Taken with instagram) bit.ly/AnsHnh

Two feet of snow in London... twitter.com/GerryGreek/sta…

How many times do they sing the Justin's House theme song per episode? It seems like it's about ten. #cbeebies

@thevoiceofboo We always make a ton of roasties to snack on in the evening... I can decide if cold or hot is best?

@QcattQ hahaha!