Get short, timely messages from Damsel In Distress.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @CashFlowington.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow CashFlowington to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

CashFlowington

  1. I won't ride him, but I'd ride his bike. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @Pard0nMyTweet come! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pard0nMyTweet
  3. We're ready to make terrible life decisions. @_sammikay @HitTheJeffrey twitter.com/CashFlowington… about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @quito_mtz go bleach your butthole. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to quito_mtz
  5. I'm not sure if I've ever used a douche, but I've dated a few of them. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. *dies after making sweet, passionate love to a Subway sandwich* about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. *sings to Bud Light can as Armando pulls out of the driveway* about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. To back that ass up, or to not back that ass up. WWJD. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Cream pie. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. "I can braid your hair. A black girl showed me in middle school." about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #ff my nuts. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Double fisting Bud Light's like I don't have shit to do tomorrow. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. *proceeds to be drunk* about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. *drinks @sugartits6T9's wine while she's on a drunk adventure* 5:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sugartits6T9
  15. I'm all over this white boy like sprinkles. 4:48 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Got a wedding invitation in the mail today. Humming "Another One Bites The Dust" while filing out the RSVP card. 4:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Damsel In Distress
  • Location Kokomo, Indiana
  • Bio that's me in the corner, the crazy bitch with long hair.
812 Following 1,761 Followers 47 Listed
AJ Kevin Jones Jessica Mister Me Korey White Ms. Frizzle Abbi ♡ Beerhaze Tony Starr * Lizzie Sam Mackley-Ward Regular John Scrooge McDick Dog and Pony Show Timothy McLincoln Precision Ryan Jessica Love Chance Wells Jake Barnes Amanda Kylie Ladyfuckwit X Alqee Captain Bombs sameblacklist Newmster✌ Maury Ballstien Brandon Clark jayda Petrie Dish Ballz Deep Cloyd Rivers Mad Max Tim Hawken Wile E. Fizgig Stephanie Heltzel Eric Dahlen