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  1. @garysucks Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one that doesn't involve turkey or pie, cuz you won't be happy about tomorrow.
  2. Apparently, there's a limit to how many times you can *accidentally* kick the SKINNY HAPPY GIRL in yoga class before you get kicked out.
  3. @SarahInMI Leave the bread and send YOURSELF, woman.
  4. @juicedus What makes you think HE messed it up?
  5. I always wanted to learn how to gleek. And do that loud whistle with two fingers? But alas, no. I cannot do either. More wine?
  6. @ChiNurse That reason is why we have such a deep bond.
  7. What if you weren't a hypocrite?
  8. I AM @EATINGPIE.
  9. @rsmallbone That's NOT where that goes.
  10. @cloak_n_dagger Uh, I think we can safely say that you *STILL* are best at show and tell. :)
  11. Would someone please explain to me why I shouldn't own a FLICKR, if I'm not willing to share pics? It's like kindergarten all over again.
  12. Parenting ProTip: A Twix® bar does, in fact, counteract the effects of a moody, irreverent pre-teen girl. AND goes really well w/my coffee.
  13. @essdogg No, because no one says "whack" anymore.
  14. .@ChiNurse @SarahInMi Worse: Singing "Can't eat my, can't eat my, no, you can't eat my banana pancakes" to 4 girl curmudgeons while cooking.
  15. Heading to Zen Bistro, not only for thai food & beers, but for an alibi as to why there will be mango/sticky rice in my hair in the morning.
  16. Blood. Orange. Mimosas. Oh, Friday. How you redeem yourself.
  17. @squash86 You should teach a class.
  18. It's "90's Night" at the skating rink. She looks less "90's" and more like tiny, blonde-wigged, New Jersey hooker that needs a ride home.
  19. @mdigcat You are the best. XOXO After that, can we call Kristen Stewart?
  20. Would someone please tell Sandra Bullock that I'm just SICK of her...big...dumb...face.