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  1. is all bathed and fluffy and wants to share hugs with the world!
  2. Whats is the Krismus of which you all speak?
  3. Really pissed! never got my walk last night! What kind of hotel is this??
  4. chewing power cables under the desk
  5. can't get comfy. I think i over-walked.
  6. Squeaking like a sealion. I want to go out and play!
  7. Feeling needy. Walk me!
  8. CAn smell something different on dad. Is he seeing another dog?
  9. tug 'o' war is only any good if you can feel your brains rattle
  10. @phototweet your comment about hovers has brought a vacuum cleaner supplier down upon me. Gee thanks
  11. Dad needs saving from the Vacuum cleaner! It must die! Hoovers are Carpet's nemesis
  12. @monkey_tennis12 How very DARE you! I am priceless don;t you know?
  13. My squeaky pheasant toy been repaired. Overjoyed
  14. Thought of a really witty tweet, but forgot it again
  15. I eat at dark. I refuse to eat my food when anyone is awake. Just cos
  16. I am stuck under Dad's office chair.
  17. Today I have starter being followed by American Flooring. Are they insinuating i have a issue with soiling?
  18. @GavinJamez oh yeh. EVERYTHING is better than a bath.
  19. I have been very brave and had a brush with that stiff metal spikey one to get yesterday's burrs out. I was very good. Now I haz chewy
  20. I like sitting on dad's shoulder when he sits on the sofa. The view is better up there