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  1. Final Bad Mom column up at http://bit.ly/tmyQU 2:19 PM Oct 26th from web
  2. Lessons from the Balloon Boy Hoax. http://bit.ly/2lSe6S 3:56 PM Oct 20th from web
  3. If anyone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, it's me. http://bit.ly/paGqX 2:54 PM Oct 12th from web
  4. I did NOT teach my child to make rude noises with his armpit. At least, not on purpose. http://tinyurl.com/y8kl9wl 7:33 PM Oct 5th from web
  5. @LucyAnnMoll Thanks for that cookie recipe. I'll have to try it! 5:24 PM Sep 30th from web in reply to LucyAnnMoll
  6. My 3rd child is one of my favorites. I never know what's going to come out of his mouth next. :) http://tinyurl.com/yd45m9a 5:22 PM Sep 30th from web
  7. The kids dabbled in sports, but it’s not like they were going to get picked up by a pro team or anything, right? http://tinyurl.com/n2bx6l 4:53 PM Sep 22nd from web
  8. I should have known something was up when my fifth grader told me that two of his schoolmates were "going out." http://tinyurl.com/ptj3cv 8:15 PM Sep 14th from web
  9. Before you know it, someone’s calling you grandma. http://bit.ly/pzQs5 7:21 PM Sep 8th from web
  10. Whenever the kids wanted me to rescue them, I said in my best maternal voice, “Take it like a man.” http://tinyurl.com/mzq8tk 6:15 PM Aug 31st from web
  11. It's my job to plan fun, affordable family vacations. Right. http://bit.ly/mkbt9 4:38 PM Aug 24th from web
  12. Moms shouldn't laugh at their children's fears. But sometimes they're just too funny. http://bit.ly/12BzKQ 4:13 PM Aug 17th from web
  13. A very large rattler hiding in the shade of a low mesquite alongside the trail this morning sent me a warning. I heeded. 3:13 PM Aug 16th from web
  14. August is National Breastfeeding Awareness Month. Are we supposed to celebrate or something? http://tinyurl.com/lhrlgn 7:08 PM Aug 12th from web
  15. Children are on a mission to embarrass, mortify, or thwart us. They can’t help it. http://bit.ly/giViS 7:03 AM Aug 4th from web
  16. Indoctrination-free zones. Huh. Who doesn’t want to indoctrinate their kids? http://bit.ly/iuRLe 12:09 PM Jul 29th from web
  17. There's a cosmic force that prevents a mother from keeping a baby book for the 3rd child. http://tinyurl.com/ls3new 8:22 PM Jul 20th from web
  18. Date night. Harry Potter. No kidding. :) 2:55 PM Jul 15th from web
  19. @twittermoms that is so 1980's ;-) 2:54 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to twittermoms
  20. 10 Truths About Motherhood http://bit.ly/fCm2j 11:15 AM Jul 13th from web