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  1. Ahh college football should only be viewed thru a haze of hops. 11:10 AM Nov 7th from mobile web
  2. My dog must have a bacon flavored scrotum b/c he just. can't. stop. the licking. 7:21 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  3. @theGoatandTater Dude, where have you been writing lately??? 6:31 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to theGoatandTater
  4. @themuskrat I'm not feeling any shame. I'm feeling laziness but that's kind of a normal state for me. 6:31 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to themuskrat
  5. @themuskrat Oh, ok I just realized this was like 3 months ago. See? I forgot ALL about Twitter. 6:31 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to themuskrat
  6. @theGoatandTater @deannajordan Oh shoot. Yeah, we can't have that. 6:30 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  7. @themuskrat What's in Grant Park today? Aside from you of course... 6:30 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to themuskrat
  8. Twitter! I forgot all about you. 6:16 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  9. What the fuck Twitter? Seriously. I don't quite get you. And then you randomly unfollow Tweeple for me. Why? 5:23 PM Sep 23rd from web
  10. Alfalfa is playing the night match at the US Open. 5:52 PM Sep 8th from mobile web
  11. Saturday night. Fancy dinner. Just me + 4 small girls. 3:40 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  12. I'm not always funny. http://bit.ly/16ulA0 Shut Up. I'm funny sometimes. 12:35 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
  13. I think Fruit Loops and cheese cubes will make a fine dinner. Now... what to feed the kids. 2:46 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
  14. We just painted the ENTIRE garage the wrong color. Awesome. 7:59 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
  15. Either the chinese food was bad, the hot yoga made me sick, or turning 40 makes me want to puke. 10:56 AM Aug 24th from mobile web
  16. @themuskrat She's 3 - she might think the word "thin" means weak. 5:55 AM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to themuskrat
  17. Weather is so perfect in Atlanta today it makes me want to get keg beer + watch football. 10:42 AM Aug 23rd from mobile web
  18. @themuskrat I think it's Bloody Mary hour. Somewhere. 7:43 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck in reply to themuskrat
  19. It's muggy and hot and my backyard is a muddy construction mess... I think I'll have a Happy Hour. 6:31 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
  20. @BackpackingDad I'm eating leftover pizza right now which is kind of like push ups. 8:05 AM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to BackpackingDad
  • Name Carolyn Dingman
  • Location Atlanta, Georgia
  • Web http://carolynonl...
  • Bio Seriously? I have to think of more shit to say about myself to draw you in?
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