CarmellaCypher
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
about 2 hours ago
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
about 4 hours ago
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"If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?"
about 5 hours ago
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Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 y's)
about 6 hours ago
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The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
about 7 hours ago
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"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me."
about 8 hours ago
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"First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think."
about 10 hours ago
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The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual.
about 11 hours ago
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"If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
about 12 hours ago
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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
about 13 hours ago
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Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."
about 14 hours ago
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
about 15 hours ago
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Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
about 16 hours ago
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You can do anything you wish to do, have anything you wish to have, be anything you wish to be.
about 17 hours ago
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
about 18 hours ago
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings"
about 19 hours ago
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"Teacher: If 1 1=2 and 2 2=4, what is 4 4? Pupil: That's not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
about 20 hours ago
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The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
about 21 hours ago
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
about 22 hours ago
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"If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
about 23 hours ago
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- Name Carmella Cyphers
- Location Miami, FL
- Web http://WebsiteLin...
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