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CarlosTheHuman

@cherepahaa Ah, I see. C: I forgot if the movie was in 3D, was it? O.o less than 20 seconds ago via Twitter for Android in reply to cherepahaa
Omg lady, of course! It's my mom's birthday. Hahaha. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Grandma: "You're going to be at your mom's birthday party tomorrow?" It was a serious question; not rhetoric. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I was just asked the most dumbest question ever... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Learning how to play 'Kissing in Cars' by Pierce The Veil on the acoustic. Chords aren't too difficult, just need better timing, & practice. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
It's cold outside. Hoodie time. C: Ah, how I've awaited this! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Can't complain w/ today's weather, that's for sure. I can't wait for next Wed, I get to see 2 of my close friends graduate; nothing better. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
My little sister Brian (Brianna) is growing up so fast. C': She's 8 years old today.<3 She's my favorite sister. Brittany bullies me... .__. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Skrillex Rules should never overrule common sense about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CarlosTheHuman and 2757 others
ProfessorOakkk How do 5 gay guys walk? in one direction about 9 hours ago via web Retweeted by CarlosTheHuman and 195 others
BestofLibra Most #Libra's are good looking and even the ugly ones are charming. about 9 hours ago via SocialOomph Retweeted by CarlosTheHuman and 425 others
I always lose a pen/pencil/Chapstick. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I can't wait for the dates any longer: 6/05/12, 6/09/2012, and 7/17/2012! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I hate the radio, they overplay music, and it just makes the song annoying rather than popular. Well, in my opinion. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Asking Alexandria needs to hurry up with that new album they be tweeting about. Same applies to Circa Survive, Bring Me The Horizon, & ADTR. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
If you're a vegetarian or vegan, if you ate bacon and loved it before changing your diet, you're fine. I did it once before, ha. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I will question your sexual orientation if you dislike bacon and you are a male. Every male loves bacon. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
UberFacts Snails breathe through their feet. about 10 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by CarlosTheHuman and 1611 others
Now playing: 'Kill Everybody' - @Skrillex about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
piercethevic It's official! Because you all asked for it so much, me and @Kellinquinn recorded a song together and it's gonna be on our new album! about 10 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by CarlosTheHuman and 923 others

Name Carlos Davila
Location Bakersfield, CA/Land of Ooo
Bio I was once, possibly, maybe, perhaps a cowboy king. Straight edge life. Je suis une licorne putain. OFWGKTA. Don't follow me... literally. #AdventureTime.