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Carlo_ThChThr

  1. there are two types of dudes in this world: those who like the 3 Stooges and those who *aren't* functioning alcoholics. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @christerickson do you also not know anything about what happens in ESB & ROTJ? #LukeandLeiasittinginatree about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to christerickson
  3. @marissaaross how are you celebrating National Wine Day (aka everyday)? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. @ShenaniganJenn why are you in prison? are you allowed conjugal visits? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ShenaniganJenn
  5. srsly tho. the headline to the story should be "Chick Lies About Rape, Gets $1.5MM & No Jail Time" #buryingthelede about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. explain to me why this chick gets $1.5MM & no jail time? "@HuffingtonPost: High school football star exonerated huff.to/JBVO4M" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. @thisresa misread "titles" and got really excited for a sec. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to thisresa
  8. @khealywu give the guy a break. he just wants to get to know you. #coffeecrush about 14 hours ago via web
  9. @Thrillist congrats to my man @mrdavehill. now can we get a writeup on @NightsInUV? THX! thchthr.com/niuv0524 about 14 hours ago via web in reply to mrdavehill
  10. @DeltaAssist you can stuff your apologies in your vagina sack. 4:02 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to DeltaAssist
  11. @linzfaryl no worries. I'll check in on Tues. have a great wknd, doll. 3:21 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to linzfaryl
  12. oh for real? my return flight to NYC is delayed 2hrs? way to be RELIABLY FUCKING WORTHLESS, @DeltaAssist. #FAIL 3:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  13. big surprise. stranded on tarmac w/ no departure in sight. the crying baby sitting next to me is an especially nice touch. THX @DeltaAssist! 5:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  14. @mshowalter thx, Mike! been too crazed w/ work to even hang out w/ the lil fella but after tomorrow I've got a 4day wknd to get acquainted. 4:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to mshowalter
  15. cock gobbler. instagr.am/p/K9CHKvhnnN/ 8:13 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  16. pretty sure @JoseCanseco is @DadBoner. 11:36 AM May 22nd via web
  17. @ilazer YES YES!? youtu.be/g1VPlw_Bh5Q 11:28 AM May 22nd via web in reply to ilazer
  18. @zachbraff that's not your natural hair?! UNBEWEAVEABLE! 11:21 AM May 22nd via web in reply to zachbraff
  19. joining the Mile High Club solo. "@cnnbrk: Jetliner diverted after passenger claimed device planted inside her. on.cnn.com/LcZ1lV" 10:46 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  20. @srhkthln it's an app for sharing recipes? pretty cool. 10:02 AM May 22nd via web in reply to srhkthln
  • Name Carlo Johnson
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://www.nights...
  • Bio cranking out comedic spurts on The Cheap Thriller (Th.Ch.Thr) as well as Cafe Bloodbath, Nights in Ultra-Violet and other goodies.
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