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  1. OOOOOOO...DIDGERIDOOOOO...DIDGERIDOOOOO...I GOT A DIDGERIDOOOOO...OOOOO...HOW 'BOUT YOOOOOOOOOOO!
  2. If I were a caveman and had a son, I would name him "Chris" just to f*** with people.
  3. Tan lines are Nature's highlighter.
  4. Latest candidate for being shot up the butt with an elephant gun: Whoever came up with the Meatloaf A1 commercial.
  5. I would love to be the influence behind Pink's next anti-dude song.
  6. Making cookies, watching Aliens.
  7. I found a distant cousin from Hungry on Facebook. She's hot.
  8. I just mixed Aqua Velva with Hai Karate and ended up with ...with....with....sdfslj owue dsdjl jfjeel ljjejlljsl
  9. @TheTrivShow 'TAM is now giving traffic reports over Twitter. Genius.
  10. I haven't posted here in quite awhile.
  11. My latest Urban Dictionary contribution: "DigiCom" http://tinyurl.com/c4fhm3
  12. I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! http://mhtweet.com/qIKKCd
  13. RIP Paul Harvey http://www.abcrn.com/harvey/
  14. I learned about this amendment to the Ohio Constitution: "No idiot, or insane person, shall be entitled to the privileges of an elector.
  15. I think maybe the guy Christian Bale was yelling at had a better business card.
  16. Winner (so far): Monster.com commercial with the moose.
  17. I didn't know the E Street Band had 18 thousand members.
  18. Anyone know if there's a way to sync your tweets with your Facebook updates, or update them at the same time?
  19. Aretha Franklin was Secret Service, and that hat was just a big ninja throwing star.
  20. Thank God for audio books. I flew through the Harry Potter series the past few weeks.