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Carl_Oakland

  1. Class of 2014 up in this bitch.
  2. @TheRealDNickNBD I'm rhyming that to the instrumental of 'Earl'... and the song is gonna be called 'Carl'. Irony!!
  3. @TheRealDNickNBD "Cause' I'm attacking faggots like a gun of gatling tactics and I lay them on a mattress with a pack of laxi-atives" -Carl
  4. "I got the license but I'm not abiding by it, try it like a psychic on a bike with ice; who's name was Ronny Isaac" -Carl_Oakland
  5. @MalikSpur "Carl puts the 'cig' in insignia, burning bacc like its a rack of burnt appendages"
  6. #ThingsCarlOaklandSaysBeforeHeStartsHisVerse Oaks... Look--->
  7. Post mortem....
  8. #Upperclassman Balled too hard, mother fuckers found me
  9. An amazing new weight loss product! It worked for me and I didnt even change my diet! 888newz.com
  10. @KirstenBryce_ OMFG that hug you gave me this morning gave me good luck! I passed my math final! I'm hugging the crap outta you tomorrow!!
  11. Omg went into my math final with a 60.00% and came out that bitch with a 70.30% as my final class grade... Fuck yes!!
  12. An amazing new weight loss product! It worked for me and I didnt even change my diet! rapidnewschannel.com
  13. Lauren Hill.......... You are a black Goddess
  14. @KirstenBryce_ Wait.. it's a bad thing?
  15. @KirstenBryce_ I don't see that as a bad thing
  16. I don't know. I'm just gonna hug the living shit out of her until she decides to actually listen.
  17. The sad part is.. I actually value our friendship and you just seem to hold things against me.. Some of which I don't even get half the time
  18. Why can't you just accept the apology?
  19. If she's trying to get rid of me as a friend, then I guess I understand. I don't understand why but... Idk we'll see tomorrow