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  1. Am mc-ing Outside the Box in Kingston tonight if anyone fancies watching the must hungover performance of all time??
  2. Sorry for the lack of replies to the nice people that have messaged me about 'Good News', I have been drunk since Friday!
  3. Cheers for the kind words re: my Good News appearance. Have not watched it yet so will take your word for it that I was funny!
  4. I think "Set phasers to stun" is the best line you can say before punching someone in the face
  5. @MagnersUK Me and my mates once threw a lassive watermelon out of a 6th floor hotel window. Was pretty rock and roll!
  6. has anyone opened a fruit and veg shop called 'Britney's Pears'
  7. apparantly in london city centre you are never more than 6 feet from am ex-sugababe? Fact!
  8. my hotel just upgraded me to a deluxe room that is proper swish! I have stairs leading up to my bathroom!
  9. We are at the Newcastle Acadamy tonight on DJ Yoda's tour. Free entry for anyone who can bring Geoff from the Grove with them!
  10. If you're staying in on Saturday night, check me out on the extended version of Russell Howard's show on BBC3. Recorded tonight and was fun
  11. Just seen a documentary saying the world will end on Dec 21st 2012. Will leave my Xmas shopping to the 22nd that year just in case!
  12. @Nikidp That would probably be better than the gig!
  13. @EllieQuinn All sorted. Was a gig that was never confirmed so I have a night off. Bell me up if you have a drop out at OTB
  14. @Jason_Manford I don't need a reminder for that. I do it twice a day daily already!
  15. Barbara Ellen has managed to write a piece about modern comedy without having the ability to name a modern comedian as an example. Div!
  16. Only just got round to reading this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/c... It is a pile of shit
  17. I have the word "Southend" written in my diary for tonight but have no idea what gig I am meant to be doing? Any suggestions?
  18. didnt think i could think any less of chris moyles then i saw the advert for his parody album
  19. @NnnIqbal I think that was it i'm afraid
  20. There is a shockingly bad Woody Allen film on tv. Not even Michael Rappaport can save this!