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CarlBond93

  1. Forgot to have dinner tonight :( so I just had 2 protein bars :P mmm think I'd prefer a nice cooked meal
  2. @StephanieKate27 I tried sending you something sexy in the mail, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox....I thought it was funny
  3. @StephanieKate27 bite him back then :P
  4. @StephanieKate27 awww :) death by licking!!!
  5. @StephanieKate27 that's something we have in common then I don't do a lot of thinking either :P
  6. @StephanieKate27 can you make me a sandwich now please :D
  7. @StephanieKate27 I love you :D
  8. Can't be arsed for work just wanna sleep in the sun!
  9. Hahaha the ambrosia rice advert is strangely funny!!
  10. @AshleyJade92 how can you be hungry you live in a Toby Carvery! Grab some foooodd!! :P
  11. #LiesWomenTellMen we are equal to men
  12. #LiesWomenTellMen "I have rights You know!"
  13. Ahahahah this made me laugh! "@KellyShanHarman: #LiesWomenTellMen "You're the biggest I've ever had" #LOLOLOLOL"
  14. @StephanieKate27 you do that anyway ;) I just whoop you back harder ;)t
  15. @StephanieKate27 ooo its ooooon!! ;)
  16. @StephanieKate27 that's it rub it in....-_-
  17. ewwwww just sat next to someone and they sneezed and snotted all over themself! #blergh
  18. #MostCommonLies have you read the terms and conditions...tick to agree......no one ever reads it!!