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CardboardGerald

  1. @dmnowell quite.
  2. (by the way @MiamiHerald, "eaten" is spelled with only one t)
  3. WHAT, MIAMI? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY REACT TO THAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  4. @AtweetVirani /does not go to miami ever
  5. North Carolina is just fantastic RT @wcnc: Groups counter protest "Loyal White Knights" bit.ly/KQD0dI
  6. Byron Mullens RT @gwiss: Hey, who is more clutch, Kobe or LeBron?
  7. my rap name will be LL Cardboard G (Ladies Love Cardboard Gerald)
  8. NEED TO SCHEDULE EMERGENCY TRIP TO ATLANTA, YES?
  9. Fhghhjhghfg RT @JoannePistonFan: @CardboardGerald She wants to have your @CardboardBabies.
  10. I mean, for what other reason would she have done that, right? Seems like the only logical conclusion
  11. I dunno but I think this means she's in love with me and she wants to get married, obviously.
  12. So that girl I met at the Radiohead concert wished me a happy birthday on facebook. We hadn't made any contact since the show.
  13. oh my gosh less than a month until nyc/toronto/montreal
  14. . @lazenby's thoughts on MJ and Jerry Sloan have been great to see this morning. Highly suggested read and follow, too.
  15. not sure how I've managed to be in a hospital for over a week and not ask an orderly if they've seen Disorderlies
  16. @lazenby bingo
  17. @lazenby oh, I'm sure there will be people who will say that.