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  1. @michaelianblack Most days I dream about diving in2 a pool of cash and gold. I think watching Scrooge McDuck do so is close to pornographic. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to michaelianblack
  2. I can't decide whether to wrap presents or nap. Napping involves blankets, but wrapping presents will involve alcohol. My existence is tough 9:46 AM Dec 12th from web
  3. @snoopdogg America is disappointed with you for retweeting the Montag-Pratts. Probably the west coast most of all. #malicenwonderland 1:36 PM Dec 8th from web
  4. Doubs conjunctivitus. 2nd time this year. God I'm so hot. Who wants to make out? 6:01 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  5. @SarahKSilverman Also: I apologize about dreaming about you and your dog. 11:28 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to SarahKSilverman
  6. @SarahKSilverman I had a dream your dog died and you replaced him with a lesser version. It was the downfall of your career. 11:27 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to SarahKSilverman
  7. RT @michaelianblack: Getting into that dangerous "too late to nap" zone. 12:57 PM Nov 28th from web
  8. RUH ROH 11:00 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. @Udontevensayhi Missed u tonight! I was suppose 2 c Lina and hang with Deda... couldnt get a ride to Linas, BUT U DIDNT GO 2 EITHER 1. Bitch 10:45 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Udontevensayhi
  10. giving up; gonna marry my dog. 2:03 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. @meaghano I knew someone in high school we called BonerBoy. 'Cause he got a Boner one day. Because he is a Boy. 5:00 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to meaghano
  12. Spanish prof took my book bc he forgot his. Spanish prof about to read a bunch of swears in a bunch of margins. Fml. 5:14 AM Nov 20th from txt
  13. I just did a presentation in class in regards to how much my dog disgusts me. 8:40 AM Nov 18th from txt
  14. @Udontevensayhi about Jack and Diane... 7:09 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to Udontevensayhi
  15. I would like this tweet to act as a public apology if I do in fact have h1n1 and end up killing my elderly advisor. 6:36 PM Nov 16th from web
  16. gonna be an asshole and go pick out classes 4 nxt semester even though im experiencing h1n1 symptoms. fever, so far. no vom. 6:36 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. @udontevensayhi “I am not leaving Aerosmith. Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!” 10:14 PM Nov 15th from web
  18. @udontevensayhi http://bit.ly/2miCXU YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! 10:09 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. Well, my 16 year old brother is watching an exercise program starring Kim Kardashian and her butt. Somehow I think fitness is not his goal. 9:37 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. no need to panic, you guys, but I put on two different shoes this morning. 5:24 AM Nov 13th from txt