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- My belt and shoes match perfectly. the fact that I'm delighted to notice this must mean I'm dead inside. dead and adultlike.2:17 PM Nov 8th from web
- Every morning is not a morning I don't want a calf/shin massage. I need a boyfriend or a pedicure or a doctor to amputate my legs.4:59 PM Nov 7th from web
- @ classmate: "I love The Office. Not many people get it. I think you need to, like, know humor 2 get it." That doesnt mean anything.4:54 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to atencio
- @ The presenter was a little flighty, but she told some jokes that were a real hoot. Glad I got to tweet during it.9:39 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Udontevensayhi
- One other person has shown up. Oh, now two. One is a child of 4.9:04 AM Nov 4th from txt
- Also, it starts in 3 minutes. I'm the only one here. Nerdiest of th birdiest.8:58 AM Nov 4th from txt
- I'm at a birds of prey seminar. Bird nerd.8:57 AM Nov 4th from txt
- My friend and I once had a midget drive us to a concert because we knew and wanted to talk to the singer. 4:31 AM Nov 2nd from web
- I told an intense lie to my professor which is why I can now be late for my 8 AM class every day without consequence 4:31 AM Nov 2nd from web
- I spelt genius "genious" until I was about 18. 4:30 AM Nov 2nd from web
- @ Sometimes I forget other people don't have a C-Meloni SCU in their mind 24/7, I'm sry. SOON. Tmrw? Dedicated to you.9:21 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to fatmanatee
- @ Ifeel like an idiot tweeting celebs because it's like, a dumb thing 2 do. But I once got a reply from Snoop Dogg and that was A+8:41 PM Oct 25th from web in reply to mallorfree
- @ Beatles' rape whistle hopefully plays "Help!". Or "Fixing a Hole."7:47 PM Oct 25th from web in reply to michaelianblack
- @ omg, I forgot about ysi_leftovers! There goes the rest of my night... And computer space.4:34 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to Udontevensayhi
- Do u know how many times I drink? Do u kno how many times I drink? No times a week8:28 PM Oct 14th from txt
- Didn't she use to steal my baby book?"8:20 PM Oct 14th from txt
- "ay do me a favor, call me a jerk one more time." Black youths are so good at making hit music, you guys. I gotta marry one.4:34 AM Oct 14th from web
- @ AND A BRITNEY SONG WAS ON, AND A BRITNEY SONG WAS ON, AND A BRITNEY SONG WAS ONNN12:55 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to Udontevensayhi
- @ omg a writer of SVU? LAW AND ORDER SVU? No good question comes to mind, just wanted to comment on how AMAZING that is.10:19 PM Oct 11th from web in reply to molls
- I've brought up the song "ur a jerk" so many times in convo this past week. obsessed. wanna marry everyone who knows it.10:46 AM Oct 10th from web
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