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CaraRyanW

_DosEquisMan_ When he was born, he delivered himself. 1:40 PM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 359 others
Quiet Friday in the office #memorialday 10:06 AM May 25th via web
MensHumor It's Friday and it's getting close to lunch... Dunno if that's my stomach rumbling or my liver shaking... 8:01 AM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 1871 others
DwightParody You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. False. Pour the water in it's mouth and massage the throat. 1:13 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 316 others
Seriously thought it was Friday #disappointed 9:34 AM May 24th via web
@acew60 sry ma I had a visitor... 7:14 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to acew60
@mosphere7 If I don't go to vegas for labor day weekend I'm coming home so get ready to drankkkkkk and partay with me. Missss you skeezy! 3:39 PM May 23rd via web in reply to mosphere7
Happy Hour time! 3:38 PM May 23rd via web
WomensHumor Facebook has slowly evolved into WeddingBook and BabyBook ... Can't wait until DivorceBook #Evolution 3:02 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 1623 others
ariannahuff Chart of the day: rank of biggest federal spenders of last 5 pres: Reagan, Bush 2, Bush 1, Clinton, Obama: bit.ly/JRCxw6 2:20 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 150 others
iSpeakComedy Tell a therapist, Not Facebook. 12:49 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 356 others
GeorgiaAquarium We are saddened to report that our beluga calf passed away today. Our hearts are heavy. Thanks for your love & support. ow.ly/b6FXi 12:13 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 50 others
MensHumor Motivational Tweet of the day: Don't be a douche. 10:30 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 6156 others
WomensHumor If you ever see me drinking a wine cooler, assume that aliens have taken over my body and just go ahead and kill me. 8:50 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 925 others
WomensHumor James Franco is enrolling in the University of Houston in fall 2012. In other news, I'm moving to Houston. #CelebHunting 3:15 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 2558 others
MensHumor I wish the inside of my fridge looked like the inside of my parent's fridge growing up. 8:00 AM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 1044 others
Pretending it's spring break- hot tubs and margss yeaaa #sb2012 4:35 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
FirstWorldPains It's hard to stay awake at my job sometimes because I don't do any manual labor. #firstworldpains 2:50 PM May 21st via Buffer Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 255 others
@tarynbarbara Congrats!!! 2:40 PM May 21st via web in reply to tarynbarbara
MensHumor We live in a time period of smart phones and stupid people. 1:30 PM May 21st via HootSuite Retweeted by CaraRyanW and 4330 others

Name Cara Wilmer
Location Boulder, CO
Bio Writer, Ambitious, Social Media Savvy, World Traveler, Driven, Marketing Communications Specialist for Micro Motion in Boulder, CO