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CaraLynnswann

The difference between @KateLaps and cereal is that people like cereal 8:33 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@KateLaps just set the case of beer next to that helmet, party dress, brush, and stolen chicken sign, kind sir twitter.com/CaraLynnswann/… 3:02 PM May 24th via Camera on iOS
If you put on Judge Judy right now and put it on mute, it looks like this guy is suing this chick for stealing his eyebrows 1:46 PM May 24th via Favstar.FM
I sat on the throw rug with my cat and sang "A whole new world" like it was Aladdin's flying carpet....he didn't like that :( 1:32 PM May 24th via Favstar.FM
The guy who stole a pound of bologna from the store today is gonna be so stoked when he gets a bologna sandwich for lunch at jail today! 12:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@Comptonasswoo very entertained! Then he stole a lawn mower! 6:22 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Comptonasswoo
The first customer of the day was a shoplifter :) better than coffee! 4:22 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@KRLapsley im a giver 12:30 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KateLaps
@easyweezie aww she just made a salad and dumped it on a kids head! I thought she did something gross, less impressive :( 2:36 PM May 22nd via web in reply to easyweezie
I will watch all 90 mins of the local news until I find out what this drunk woman at Chuck E Cheese did to a salad that raised questions 2:23 PM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
"every time i type the word cunt on my phone it comes up Cynthia, i'm sure Cynthia is a cunt but thats not what i meant" -@KRLapsley 9:34 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@KRLapsley happy Hot Sudge FUN DAY! 7:06 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
My favorite part of American History X is the part where my sister sobs through the whole movie 5:04 PM May 21st via Favstar.FM
@abbykush24 probz cause you spelled her name like a crack hoe 3:32 PM May 21st via web in reply to abbykush24
@abbykush24 her twitter isn't as juicy as the bike riding dogs on inside edition 3:30 PM May 21st via web in reply to abbykush24
@abbykush24 lmao really? @deborahnorville 3:28 PM May 21st via web in reply to abbykush24
@abbykush24 The next time you insult my cuticles this friendship is OVER!! 3:20 PM May 21st via web in reply to abbykush24
A customer gave me these baby penis matches! twitter.com/CaraLynnswann/… 8:24 AM May 21st via Camera on iOS
@tfite03 lol she be lookin goood 8:06 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tfite03
I think every fight on #RHONJ has been over some kind of book. We need a New Jersey book ban 8:02 PM May 20th via web