CaraLockwood
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Apparently, Santa having a stomach like a bowl full of jelly isn't good for his cholesterol levels.
about 8 hours ago
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This just in: Santa is fat.
about 8 hours ago
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@ I wish I knew! If I did, I would give you their addresses. And uniforms... say no more, sister!
6:16 PM Dec 19th
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in reply to lostinmilwaukee
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@ I'm so sorry that you, too, had to break up with your Mastercard! That's one break-up I'll never get over.
6:14 PM Dec 19th
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@ too true. I'd rather know the Gosselins' divorce is final than the Senate is dropping the ball on health insurance reform.
12:41 PM Dec 18th
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@ So glad you liked PSP! It's my dad's favorite. He said it's the funniest, and that book didn't even have quotes from Mr. Miyagi.
12:39 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to raquelita
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I'm still confused about that one, but my guess is bad lighting.
9:17 AM Dec 16th
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@ Tell me more about porn panel. Did it explain the difference between a "sex tape" reality star and a porn star?
9:16 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to raquelita
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Just realized I get all news from yahoo home pg. Explains why I'm clueless on healthcare reform, but I know a library book was 99 yrs late.
9:00 AM Dec 16th
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@ Mmmmmmm eight packs!
8:55 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to lostinmilwaukee
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@ Bless you for reading it. I love you. Truly.
5:15 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to lostinmilwaukee
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Not, of course, that plumbers are flabbier than others. I don't want to anger the plumber contingent. I need them to fix my leaky tub.
5:11 PM Dec 15th
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@ Hot sweaty men. Mmmmm. Of course, we're talking about washboard ab hot sweaties, right? No flabby Plumbers sweaties.
5:09 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to lostinmilwaukee
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BTW, Santa, if you can't give me a zillion dollars, I'll settle for the S1 DVD “Glee: The Road to Sectionals”
3:40 PM Dec 14th
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If I'm ever a zillionaire, I promise not to go deep sea diving or make movies with Jar Jars. I think that means I'll never be a zillionaire.
3:39 PM Dec 14th
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@ After Titanic, Cameron quit movies to go deep see diving for a decade. I guess zillionaires can do that kind of thing.
3:36 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to lostinmilwaukee
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@ If T. Taylor and T. Patterson ever got into a fight, Taylor would win. Did you see his backflip/roundhouse/whatchamacallit?
3:34 PM Dec 14th
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@ True, I suppose. But didn't Lucas create Jar Jar for less than half a billion big ones? Dollars, not wookies.
3:30 PM Dec 14th
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@ It certainly does make denim taste better. Jury is out about the kitchen tile...
3:28 PM Dec 14th
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Not together - unless you're my toddler who thinks everything including her pants and the kitchen floor is improved by a layer of Heinz.
2:50 PM Dec 14th
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- Name Cara Lockwood
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.caralo...
- Bio Writer of eight novels including I DO (BUT I DON'T) and the Bard Academy series
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