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Captain_Zaphod

Happy #towelday ! Show your towel pride, by wearing nothing but your towel today. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
towelday Happy #towelday to all intelligent life forms out there. And to the rest of you... the trick is to bang the rocks together, guys. about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 293 others
laurie_winkless Do YOU know where your towel is?? Today's the day! towelday.org Happy Towel Day @arthurdent @ZZ9news and to DNA - we still miss you about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 6 others
SugarDishFairy In honor of Towel Day, I share w/ you this fine @Mike_Doughty_ music video. (I'm in it. In a towel.) #HappyTowelDay fb.me/17mfxcOge about 12 hours ago via Facebook Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 1 other
I ordered my glow-in-the-dark @themercurymen T-Shirt bit.ly/JCIZAD today! about 15 hours ago via web
@arthurdent I should be at the top of that list ;) :) 6:59 PM May 24th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to arthurdent
themercurymen NEW Mercury Men T-Shirts, available for only $13.99, including ray gun blueprint and glow-in-the-dark designs! mercurymen.spreadshirt.com 9:24 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 3 others
@RadioRassilon any news? 4:46 PM May 24th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to RadioRassilon
themercurymen Mercury Men T-Shirts available NOW! Even includes glow-in-the-dark designs :) bit.ly/JCIZAD 7:09 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 7 others
#Godzilla fans rock! RT @EddieMcClintock: Cool pic of "Mom" and me! #WAREHOUSE13 (@totallykate) Love this woman. po.st/bESS7F 6:02 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
Was gonna tamper with time so that I could be the one who invented #TemporalTues Instead I ended up inventing Happy Hour. 5:06 PM May 22nd via TweetCaster for Android
TheIlluminati Before you commit to a bad decision, write your future self a letter explaining why you are making that choice. 7:38 AM May 10th via Echofon Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 4049 others
@SugarDishFairy sounds good to me! 5:19 PM May 18th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to SugarDishFairy
SugarDishFairy 42! Be one of the next 5 people to pledge $42 dollars or more to Babes in Boinkland Kickstarter and get a BONUS... fb.me/1HuT8TXeT 11:24 AM May 17th via Facebook Retweeted by Captain_Zaphod and 3 others
@samanthasamsam Want a roommate? 7:33 PM May 16th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to samanthasamsam
@SirThomasRiley Hello Sir is there a release date for book 2? po.st/1FSR4n 6:18 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android
@samanthasamsam awesome! 5:52 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to samanthasamsam
I was the drunken frood sitting 3 rows behind @vonHogflume this #TemporalTues in 1928 as he tried to watch the 1st Mickey Mouse feature film 5:51 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android
@samanthasamsam one of these po.st/kz4n7i/? 5:40 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to samanthasamsam
Where do I get these? RT @KrakenRum: No bookshelf is complete without tentacle attack bookends: po.st/tXvzN8 5:22 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android

Name Captain Zaphod
Location HMS Airship Heart of Gold
Bio “No, not the Zaphod Beeblebrox, a Zaphod Beeblebrox. Didn't you hear I come in six-packs now?” Chrono Corp member #42