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CaptainTomFace

  1. @LumpyPorridge you've ruined my life! (but improved my poo sessions) about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LumpyPorridge
  2. @MrBrunoCharles done! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrBrunoCharles
  3. I don't know who you are, but I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. 2 new entries; the jubilee line and the woman in the blue coat who tuts a lot. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I've decided to start a list called: "If I was Liam neeson in taken, I'd kick the crap out of you" about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Green Park underground instagr.am/p/HPAnBcTPdP/ 8:40 AM Feb 20th via Instagram
  7. Look out for these on the underground... I edited them! twitter.com/CaptainTomFace… 6:06 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @LumpyPorridge @iambreena they're back! twitter.com/CaptainTomFace… 5:37 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @katesummersmith thanks so much for coming! Great to see you x 4:45 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katesummersmith
  10. Pooped 4:30 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Eleanor_Amy1 why not? That would have been awesome! 4:29 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Eleanor_Amy1
  12. @CaraCompass sorry cara compass! Busy day getting everything ready. Hope you had a nice day in London regardless. 4:29 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CaraCompass
  13. @Nigel_Thompson thanks for coming Nigel! Good to see you up the front! 4:26 PM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Nigel_Thompson
  14. @Tom_Parnell but no one said anything about a handover, only that I have it...I quite like having it 1:26 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tom_Parnell
  15. @Tom_Parnell yes, yes I do 1:25 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tom_Parnell
  16. Left a little something instagr.am/p/HISNf5TPco/ 6:00 PM Feb 17th via Instagram
  17. @Daniel_Veronica they took the Internet Dan, THEY TOOK THE INTERNET! 11:08 AM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Daniel_Veronica
  18. Clearing shelves...I don't think this one wants to go in the box. Oh, and @Tom_Parnell I have your DVD! instagr.am/p/HE3yGKTPfp/ 10:12 AM Feb 16th via Instagram
  19. @Daniel_Veronica Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the dustpan is? I looked all over the house 10:05 AM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. London is nice 10:02 AM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Tom Clarkson
  • Web http://www.youtub...
  • Bio I'm just a boy, standing in front of a camera, asking you to love him.
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