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CaptainMurasa

  1. Oh, it's gonna be one of those weekends where it'll alternate between rain and no rain every 15 min about 7 hours ago via txt
  2. You know what's awesome? Not having a shitty food service job about 10 hours ago via txt
  3. Photo: tmblr.co/ZD79axM7YoiA about 12 hours ago via Tumblr
  4. Welp! Time to camp! about 12 hours ago via Janetter
  5. @AzureWinds :3 about 13 hours ago via web in reply to AzureWinds
  6. I would pay to see that in a real game about 13 hours ago via web
  7. Nothing like seeing "Drawing45" to realize that you've been on Vizio a LOT today about 13 hours ago via web
  8. And remember, nothing says "Good Job" like a nice, open-hand, firm pat on the behind about 14 hours ago via web
  9. Hahahaha, good lord I am slacking. Have no desire to work right now. The curse of Fridays about 14 hours ago via web
  10. digitalspy.com/celebrity/s7/d… Well this is a continuity error about 14 hours ago via web
  11. @Melonopoly Yes. Ancient Egyptian Algebra starts a week from Monday, there will be a skill assessment pretest. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to Melonopoly
  12. @Melonopoly Suddenly Summer School! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Melonopoly
  13. @TwintailHellcat It would most likely be wigs. I just have brown hair naturally about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TwintailHellcat
  14. @TwintailHellcat That and Zoro are my "get better muscle tone, jackass" costumes that I'm trying to work out in order to look better in about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TwintailHellcat
  15. @TwintailHellcat I have debated an "Admiral" genderbend cosplay in my head in the past. Plus it can double as a One Piece Marine cosplay about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TwintailHellcat
  16. @TwintailHellcat No one over 40 works at this company, we've definitely have the new age casual thing going on here about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TwintailHellcat
  17. @TwintailHellcat I'm sorry, but sacrifices have to be made about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TwintailHellcat
  18. And suddenly a random call from a Seattle area number. Am I getting Mike's employment calls? about 17 hours ago via web
  • Name A Captain Named Big
  • Location Des Moines, IA
  • Bio She blinded me...WITH SCIENCE! (M, RL, animus, sportz, vidya games, RASSLE, random screaming)
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