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@FBA_Matt oh dear. Isn't that something you learn NOT to do when you're about three?! XD 36 minutes ago from mobile web
@FBA_Matt Well done! How on earth did you manage that? 41 minutes ago from mobile web
Time for Harry Hill wot I missed earlier. Sometimes ITV'S endless repeats are a godsend. about 1 hour ago from mobile web
@fishcraik Last years SCD? I loved Christine and Matt and Jodie and Ian! about 2 hours ago from mobile web
@fishcraik Indeed not! 'Ello! :o) about 2 hours ago from mobile web
I'd quite like this to go somewhere, to be honest. Just for a change. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
@certifiedcelebs is this account verified or a fake? http://m.twitter.com/tomfelton about 3 hours ago from mobile web
@Attunement You know I'm just going to tell you to GO TO BED AND GET SOME SLEEP, don't you? about 3 hours ago from mobile web
What've I got to do to make you love me? What've I got to do to make you care...? ♫ about 4 hours ago from mobile web
@Attunement Ooh no! :o( Do you want to talk about anything? about 4 hours ago from mobile web
@FBA_Matt oop, sorry, lads night IN. What is OOOOON? about 4 hours ago from mobile web
Ooh, it just gets curiouser and curiouser... about 4 hours ago from mobile web
I keep laughing when I see Joe McElderry. Not AT him. He just reminds me of a mate and it tickles me. #xfactor about 4 hours ago from mobile web
@Attunement Don't know what to do about what? about 4 hours ago from mobile web
@FBA_Matt Aah, a proper lads night out, then? XD about 4 hours ago from mobile web
And I just tuned in to #xfactor in time for Mr Murs! Excellent stuff! about 4 hours ago from mobile web
I'm so glad Natalie got a standing ovation. She always sold it and clearly loved it! #scd about 5 hours ago from mobile web
@davidgarrido they might! Get you in a bow tie and tails and find a waltz in you somewhere! xx about 5 hours ago from mobile web
It's no wonder Ricky's in the dance off, I doubt he's got much public support after his antics this week! #scd about 5 hours ago from mobile web
@davidgarrido Christopher has proved himself as something of a dark horse. You should do it next year! XD xx about 5 hours ago from mobile web

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