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@3bedroom Oh, and did you type that on your laptop? 10:51 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to 3bedroom
@Squeetthang My first thought! 10:50 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
@grace134 Table. My wife will take care of mine. 10:32 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to grace134
Just broke a leg on my dining room table. SCORE! 10:22 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
Zombie Lego http://bit.ly/6x20tH 8:16 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
@ciaraj13 Exactly. 9:06 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to ciaraj13
Either the gates of hell just opened in my back yard or there's a couple cats going at it. 9:02 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
In an effort to add to global warming I bypassed pollution and just left my oven running all night. 6:59 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
@TheBloggess I think the true joy of it is starting the fire yourself. 6:15 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to TheBloggess
@cosmicgirlie Not dead yet. 2:12 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to cosmicgirlie
@BeautifulWreck2 Probably? You think? I could use a little more reassurance than that. 2:10 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to BeautifulWreck2
@SeattleDad I'm working as fast as I can. 2:09 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to SeattleDad
Just ate a sandwich made from Miracle Whip that expired before Halloween. Now it's all a waiting game. 1:58 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
@churchpunkmom x 8:44 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to churchpunkmom
@churchpunkmom SHUT UP AND WRITE! 8:40 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to churchpunkmom
@kristac Tell him it's like the Force. 7:04 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to kristac
@theBitchinWife I'm going to hang decorations in the kids rooms Monday night while they're sleeping. BTW, that hat is flippin' fantastic! 4:23 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to theBitchinWife
First day in a month it hasn't been raining so my Xmas lights are now UP. 4:15 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
@vodkamom Ya ya, it's been a busy month. 3:49 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to vodkamom
@TuesdayGirl : p 1:28 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to TuesdayGirl

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Name CaptainDumbass
Location Not where you are
Web http://richmondzo...
Bio Just a girl with a dream. Except I'm not a girl.

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