CaptainDick
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There is a skeleton inside of me, and I can;t get away from it...a fucking SKELETON!
7:23 AM Aug 18th
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God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
And a big bag of money.
11:22 AM Aug 10th
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Trying to get high enough to deal with clients. Might just become a day off.
6:51 AM Jul 21st
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When I open a package of M&Ms, I pour a few on the ground...my homie had a sweet-tooth.
4:26 PM Jul 19th
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Getting ready to pick up my in-laws from the airport...Yes, I know...6 days....Yeah, maybe...i hope not...Thanks...See ya.
11:07 AM Jul 7th
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Day 1 of quitting cigs. I feel shaky...like I might snap, and go for your throat. Stay back.
10:05 PM Jun 13th
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Good luck @.
8:31 AM Jun 11th
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are neither "N" nor "K"...but they sure are "OTB"
12:08 PM Jun 10th
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Damn, I hate it when the prize on the cereal box is redeemable by mail. Stupid fine print.
5:02 PM Jun 8th
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Trying to find a way to contact the kids who run the local detective agency, without seeming creepy.
6:40 PM Jun 7th
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There is nothing like doing a little work around the house to remind me exactly how NOT handy I am.
2:16 PM May 17th
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Hating everything, and everybody.
7:14 AM May 6th
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Although the pink one is quick, you will CRUSH your opponent every time if you use the green one.
2:33 PM Apr 28th
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Aw man...Bea Arthur...she was a pal, and a confidant.
3:23 PM Apr 25th
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Suddenly I'm finding out the facts of life ARE all about me.
12:37 PM Apr 24th
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Just got caught celebrating 420 by the guy reading my electric meter. He had the stickiest of the icky.
10:18 AM Apr 20th
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Yeah, she has a great voice, but now I can't get that fucking song out of my head.
3:02 PM Apr 17th
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OK, OK @...I will follow you. *Sheesh* you celebrities can be so needy.
11:12 PM Apr 16th
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Waiting for my guy to call me, so I can go pick up "those movies that I wanted" ;)
10:24 AM Apr 16th
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Watching Rock of love tour bus finale: Looking forward to closing this door.
10:48 AM Apr 13th
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- Name CaptainDick
- Location Texas
- Web http://reallybadt...
- Bio An altogether unpleasant mood took hold of me in my 20's, and I awakened in my late 30s to find that my temper had shortened to a lamentable extent.
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