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CaptainChaos8

  1. @StanMan17 nope just @thecodyhudson mom about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StanMan17
  2. Saying "Homeless Butt Fuckers" was a bad idea about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Adios Mother Fucker about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @cadygroves is gonna be in my area tomorrow. This pleases me. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm in a group message with @makaylaprevost and what I'm assuming are 8 drunken toddlers about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @bridgette_renea I don't! You hit me first about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bridgette_renea
  7. @bridgette_renea I had a dream I punched you in the face and broke your nose after you snapped a pool cue across my head last night about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bridgette_renea
  8. Cold Hard Bitch by Jet jams about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Traffic can royally polish my knob right now about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @yellowdresser Hurricane Hauser is on its way!! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yellowdresser
  11. @yellowdresser Welcome to the Lone Star State about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yellowdresser
  12. Wanna help Pandas keep getting boners? about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. You know it's gonna be a good day when White Trash Pt. 2 comes on your Pandora at work about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Did you just eat sofa pizza? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Son of a bitch I hate pretty much giving money away about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @McStutherson 8 am!!??? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to McStutherson
  17. Hope @thecodyhudson has on his drinking pants tonight #LetsGetWeird about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Jacob McGlaun
  • Location Arp, America
  • Bio I dont like gum in my hair. Balloons are cool. and llamas look funny
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