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  1. Thaumatrope posted one of my Twitter stories: http://tinyurl.com/reunionf... 7:39 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. My friends at Monkeybicycle have a whole mess of One Sentence stories, including my visual one - First Communion, http://tinyurl.com/ygwbhvc 10:52 PM Oct 23rd from web
  3. Inspired by Otto, "Don't play with raccoons. They are not toys." T-Shirts now at: http://tinyurl.com/CaptainC... 11:06 PM Oct 12th from web
  4. If you want to laugh your face off, get Diana Grove's book Dot.Conned. More info and endorsements at http://tinyurl.com/dotconned 6:11 AM Oct 3rd from web
  5. Ate an old-fashioned southern meal tonight: sushi, a banana, and sweet tea. 5:23 PM Oct 1st from web
  6. Tired of signing cards for your sick or retiring coworkers? Here's your rant. http://www.captaincanard.co... 8:36 AM Sep 27th from web
  7. Discover what Delano is dreaming of and see a husband's awkward apology at http://www.captaincanard.com/ 1:37 AM Sep 20th from web
  8. Dan’s Helpful Computer Tips - With the imminent threat of pandemic flu, it is important to take precautions... http://tumblr.com/xps32ussx 9:29 AM Sep 12th from Tumblr
  9. Another installment of old-fashioned Saturday cartoons for the whole family to enjoy! http://www.CaptainCanard.com/ 1:31 AM Sep 12th from web
  10. If God-fearing, patriotic Americans cannot buy vibrators and dildos, then the terrorists have won. http://tinyurl.com/LoveStuf... 9:41 PM Sep 11th from web
  11. MythBusters experiments prove Joe Wilson's "You lie!" presidential heckle occurred seven years too late. 5:51 PM Sep 11th from web
  12. A few simple steps you can perform to combat the problem of filthy, disease-ridden keyboards. - http://tinyurl.com/DansComp... 7:06 PM Sep 9th from web
  13. Old-fashioned Saturday cartoons for the whole family to enjoy! http://www.CaptainCanard.co... 12:58 AM Sep 5th from web
  14. I have another One-Sentence Story up at Monkeybicycle (Change of Tune) - http://tinyurl.com/ChangeOf... 9:39 AM Sep 4th from web
  15. I created a Captain Canard fan page for those brave people interested. http://tinyurl.com/CaptainC... 9:05 AM Sep 3rd from web
  16. Inspirational words via The High Definite - http://tinyurl.com/l9w87u 8:33 PM Aug 29th from web
  17. Inspiring American ingenuity and productivity - http://tinyurl.com/american... 6:21 PM Aug 25th from web
  18. FDA Report: Lucky Charms Not Magically Delicious - http://tinyurl.com/pissedle... 4:19 PM Aug 21st from web
  19. Bibliophile Booked in Alabama - http://tinyurl.com/biblioph... 8:56 AM Aug 21st from web
  20. Armed Health Care Opponents Now Demand God, Guns Back in Schools #townhall #hcr 8:19 PM Aug 20th from web
  • Name Captain Canard
  • Location Alabama
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  • Bio An experiment in demented wit, deranged absurdity, and odd humor
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