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CaptainAwkward_

bon, je vais faire un petit tour sur tumblr avant de partir, donc je vous dis à ce soiiiiir. #off about 1 hour ago via web
@CrazyAboutChuck ahah, bah c'est normal, ça va faire comme l'oral, tu stresseras plus sur le coup ! ^^ c'est quand ? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to CrazyAboutChuck
@CrazyAboutChuck ah c'est cool ça! about 1 hour ago via web in reply to CrazyAboutChuck
MiKMaKOfficiel Merci aux twittos de @gadelmaleh de ne pas répondre à ses vannes par du premier degré #cafaitplaisir #zoizotage about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gadelmaleh Retweeted by CaptainAwkward_ and 7 others
JessSeinfeld Iphone users: Please describe the emotion you feel when autocorrect misses a frequently used word, 3x in a row? I think I have IRage. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CaptainAwkward_ and 118 others
LeBlogDuCinema Le producteur américain Lee Rich (DALLAS, HUIT ÇA SUFFIT) est mort à l'âge de 93 ans #LBDC | img.ly/iITZ about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by CaptainAwkward_
@SophieRDJaddict il sort lundi, comment t'as fait?? o_o about 1 hour ago via web in reply to SophieRDJaddict
claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasse. #LastRT about 1 hour ago via web
WholockFandom Matt Smith standing tall and proud with the olympic torch. Well done Matt! We're proud of you. twitter.com/WholockFandom/… about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by CaptainAwkward_ and 74 others
hier vous regardiez secret story 6, perso je regardais inspecteur lewis avec ma grand-mère. x) #chacunsontruc about 1 hour ago via web
@CrazyAboutChuck alors? :) about 1 hour ago via web in reply to CrazyAboutChuck
@_EatMyDookie @ChrisGreen_Day @chuckcomeau @CleliaMarley @ColombeGloria59 @Cone41 @Corsican_Idiot @crazy_stalker @CharafMarS merciiii about 1 hour ago via web in reply to _EatMyDookie
hello hello. about 1 hour ago via web
@CrazyAboutChuck ahah ok :) 11:35 PM May 24th via Mobile Web from Paris, Île-de-France in reply to CrazyAboutChuck
Je passe en coup de vent! 11:35 PM May 24th via Mobile Web from Paris, Île-de-France
bon, je vais aller feuilleter métronome dans mon lit. bonne nuit à vous et merde à @CrazyAboutChuck pour demain ! :) #off 1:49 PM May 24th via web
@SunInTheStreet :) 1:49 PM May 24th via web in reply to SunInTheStreet
c'est drôle de comprendre rapidement ce que pensent vraiment les gens quand ils croient leur hypocrisie efficace. 1:48 PM May 24th via web
@SunInTheStreet qui n'était soit dit en passant pas ironique. :p 1:47 PM May 24th via web in reply to SunInTheStreet
"do you want my help or not ? - i do. - then, you don't have to type, just stand there and look pretty. - that, I can do that." 1:47 PM May 24th via web

Name ➜ Alice Lehnsher (ϟ)
Location Paris, Transylvania.
Web http://scienceisf...
Bio basically, a Sherlockian who pretends she's the 7th Avenger. I pledge allegiance to a rock'n roll life full of Robert Downey Jr movies and Green Day records.