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  1. Let's go down to Tampa and heckle the lot of 'em. RT @dawgsonline Claiming the ACC title by virtue of Georgia's win over South Carolina.
  2. @jeffowens95 @Mikemoore82 @Gambleworld50 @reshadjones00 Y'all down for a ticker-tape parade all the way from Athens to ATL? GO DAWGS!!!!
  3. The deed is done, and Holly has taken photos to document the flag run to end all flag runs. GOOOO DAAAAWWWWGS!!!!
  4. GLORY, GLORY TO OLD GEORGIA . . . and one butt-ass-nekkid lap of my parents' cul-de-sac, comin' up. I keep my promises.
  5. UK's Joker Phillips has done a fine job, but the real heroes are RBs coach Smoker James and receivers coach Midnight Toker Wilson.
  6. Rich Brooks and Monte Kiffin are going home to watch "NCIS" after the game. Lane will ask to borrow Monte's car and be curtly rebuffed.
  7. Mangino: "Guess you couldn't block that kick any better than your 4-year-old cousin could block that freight train that ran over his legs."
  8. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mark Richt and/or Damon Evans, for not getting us involved in this "Pro Combat" uni BS.
  9. I still don't get the point of that weird Nike Pro Combat ad. If you stand on Adrian Peterson in the shower, you won't fall?
  10. Watching UVA's offense with my Wahoo parents and wondering why "LET'S GO INCREMENTAL PROGRESS" isn't part of UVA's cheer repertoire.
  11. @DawgterFeelgood Happy birthday! May this year be filled with blessings and your bloodstream be filled with alcohol.
  12. It's 12:06 p.m. on a Saturday and Steve Spurrier is already getting bitchmade. Nice flail by the SC kicker, though.
  13. Preview: "We oughta pull Julio Jones's scholarship if he can't make that catch. Mighta just lost us the national championship right there."
  14. My one-man show, "Portrait of an Alabama Fan During the '09 Iron Bowl," will be premiering in January. (Caution: adult language)
  15. Man, I'm really glad I didn't get my Texas -21 pick sent in time to be pub . . . er, I mean, how 'bout that Aggie offense, huh?!?!
  16. Turkey Day so far: Church, Mario Kart, football, Mario Kart, cookin', drinkin', EATIN', football. To be followed by: EATIN', football, bed.
  17. Happy Thanksgiving, and apologies in advance to everyone who won't get to have any of my baked cheese grits today. Y'all are missing out.
  18. Don't laugh, I would totally do this if I had the money. It'd be right next door to my Lego room. http://is.gd/53tba
  19. @allyugadawg But do I have to suffer through this with the Redskins AND the Dawgs? I feel like I have a right to at least ONE good team...
  20. RT @davidpollack47 Jimmy Claussen got decked bc he reached across the table and tried to steal Charlie Weis's fries. Never do that.