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  1. Tiger Woods please read this, it might help you get your balls back: http://no2marriage.wordpress.com/
  2. Tiger Woods should have DUMPED THAT BITCH. Marriage offers no benefit to men, unless they're broke.
  3. The ONLY mistake Tiger Woods made was marriage.
  4. Just read a very funny and true line in a blog..."American women are like American cars. Big, ugly, and unreliable."
  5. http://no2marriage.wordpress.com/ read it and weep fuckers
  6. Tim Tebow listen's to Madonna's "Like a Virgin" before every game.
  7. Tim Tebow couldn't get into the endzone because somebody put a picture of a naked woman on the goal post
  8. Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers!
  9. Adam Lambert is what's wrong with America. Pure faggotry!
  10. Fuck marriage.
  11. This just in..........there is still NO benefit to a man to get married!
  12. #arealwife is a real expensive pain in the ass. Divorce is expensive because it's worth it!
  13. New Moon is when I'm drunk and I get a cab so that I can moon college chicks from the back window.
  14. A-Rod dumped his wife, used Madonna as a rebound piece of ass and is now nailing Kate Hudson, FUCKING GO YANKEES!!
  15. #itshouldbeillegal to fucking get married! Hell with gay marriage, ban straight marriage! Let me the fuck out!
  16. Marriage is like animal porn. It's not for everybody and most of the people who try it, won't care for it much.
  17. people say im not romantic. that hurts, i think im very romantic. i even light a candle when i masturbate.... then i try to shoot it out.
  18. If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you tell your lover that things are so good that you need to get some lawyers involved?
  19. It's 10:50pm and marriage still fucking sucks!
  20. Kayne West? Who the fuck cares, he should have banged the broad up the ass on stage.