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  1. Rupert? What the fuck is a Rupert?!? 8:08 AM Oct 23rd from Brizzly
  2. Happy New Year, bitchez! 10:17 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
  3. Tony and I would like to wish you a very happy holiday! http://www.peoplepets.com/images/000005766.jpg 8:21 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from web
  4. Good morning, bitchez! There's no depression in doggy heaven. 8:22 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from mobile web
  5. OK - do I have to get the UN election observers up in here, people?!? We must defeat that Guy! 1:03 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from web
  6. Me and Bettie Page, we're going to fuck shit up! 9:47 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from mobile web
  7. OK - Here is some business information... @plinky is going to be HUGE. I would like to hump the lightbulb. 6:19 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  8. Come on, smackerlovers! I just need 60 more nominations to dominate that douche! http://shortyawards.com/category/business 11:18 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  9. Plus...what has @guykawaski done for you? 11:09 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
  10. You should nominate @capnsmackers for a @shortyawards in #business because I create jobs! 11:08 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
  11. So exciting! I got my official White House portrait taken. http://www.motionportrait.com/about/TIdog.swf 10:12 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
  12. http://twitpic.com/l7p7 - Time to come clean. Axelrod got me to fake my death so I wouldn't be a target. I am the presidential pooch! 10:09 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitPic
  13. I was talking to Petey up here. He says Obama should get the girls a pit bull. "Time to rehabilitate *our* reputation while he's at it." 4:29 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
  14. Playing fetch with Paul Newman. 1:10 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from web
  15. srsly. The way things are going, I'm glad I'm in doggy heaven. The Snausage index is up and to the right. 8:24 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from web
  16. You *wish* this country was going to the dogs. Dogs wouldn't fuck things up. 8:22 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from web
  17. He's gonna come back for me....right? 7:39 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web
  18. My head hurts. Where am I....in a cell?!? A urine-soaked cell. Hey, at least there's a hot lady in here. Her tag says "Pista." 3:02 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web
  19. This is some good shit...It's like I'm in a tunnel and seeing lights and other dogs...aaaaand heyyy now, those hot bitches are presenting! 1:35 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web
  20. Sweet, sweet ketamine..... 12:27 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web