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  1. @monstergirlee Do you also give him sunglasses and a handheld game for the dentist? The sunglasses REALLY helped my kids. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to monstergirlee
  2. Of course once Mr . Depp is properly shampooed well I'd want to do other things. about 12 hours ago from web
  3. @BakoMom I thought they said Johnny Depp is the dirtiest man alive. I just want to grab him & a bottle of Prell and wash that greasy mop. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to BakoMom
  4. Dunderhead co-worker bit on his face by his chihuahua at 6am. Still bleeding. Refuses to see Dr. Apparently tough guys like infected scars about 13 hours ago from web
  5. @sweetney Forget the roast goose. This is what I'm serving for recessionmas! http://bit.ly/7XSPg6 about 13 hours ago from web in reply to sweetney
  6. @SarcasticMomLC Wait. You get to use the toilet alone? I can't remember the last time a dog, kid or Spouse waited outside. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to SarcasticMomLC
  7. Me too--> RT @halushki Alice's Restaurant at noon on Thanksgiving! Is it a tradition in your house, too? (Well, that and Beaujolais Nouveau) about 16 hours ago from web
  8. @uppervalleymom Here's good use of a facebook page by a small hospital http://bit.ly/6NGN6w about 17 hours ago from web in reply to uppervalleymom
  9. @mamikaze No biceps, but here's some Naughton forearms.http://bit.ly/6ZUSNa You're welcome. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to mamikaze
  10. I generally detest daytime television, but @BalancingActTV is a Class Act. about 17 hours ago from web
  11. RT @BalancingActTV: On Behalf of The Balancing Act, Thoughts and prayers to @AnnisaMayhew and Family. #prayersforanissa http://bit.ly/56Gzm7 about 17 hours ago from web
  12. @temptingmama So glad they caught it in time. Sounds really bad. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to temptingmama
  13. @temptingmama Took them 2 days when we has our gas line leak. 3 years for the yard to recover, though my bridal wreath bush is still wimpy. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to temptingmama
  14. Made up with Spouse. No longer plotting his demise. Also? Apparently I can be bought off with coffee and soft boiled egg on buttered toast. about 19 hours ago from web
  15. RT @MarinkaNYC: I am wearing ribbed tights. For my pleasure. about 19 hours ago from web
  16. Annnnd my inbox has a another funeral invitation in it this morning. So begins the annual rush of funerals around the holidays. about 21 hours ago from web
  17. Incredibly cross with husband. Dude at 4:00 am: Spouuuse...Spouse? SPOUSE! Wake up, I want some. Lucky for him I was too sleepy to kill. about 21 hours ago from web
  18. He: "You're this sick from 3 cocktails? Tisk. You're not the girl I married." Me: Blarghhh! 7:42 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Hubs kept pushing booze on me all eve. Well ha ha on him. He gets to hold my hair the rest of the night. Not exactly the evening he planned. 7:40 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @jpippert Also? Having everyone underfoot can be the pits. Keep breathing. 2:32 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jpippert