CandyBrownTown
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I think all of you are wonderful. Terribly, terribly wonderful. Merry Christmas!
10:20 PM Dec 24th
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Just saw casting notice for stripper with her own monkey. Must own monkey. I think that's a tall order... Do strippers tend to own monkeys?
11:01 AM Dec 22nd
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Santa brought me a little part on Desperate Housewives!
9:41 AM Dec 17th
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Doing the Crazy Uncle Joe show tonight at the Groundlings. This means I have to shampoo. Come see my hair tonight at 8!
11:19 AM Dec 16th
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Improving in The Crazy Uncle Joe Show at the Groundlings this Wednesday at 8! A perfect opportunity to give me my Christmas present!
2:30 PM Dec 15th
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What happened to Harvey Levin? Remember when he was a respectable lawyer reporting on legit news stories? Harv, does TMZ pay that well??
10:39 AM Dec 10th
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I want to go everywhere in my new flannel pajamas.I want to go to Target. And to the movies. And to a fancy dinner.
9:54 AM Dec 6th
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LCD or Plasma?
9:45 AM Dec 6th
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Oh Virginia Woolf, you are brilliant. What's up with the rocks in your pockets?
9:12 PM Dec 3rd
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Holiday present idea: Micro-loans for Low Income Entrepreneurs in third world countries. You can buy gift certificates at Kiva.org.
6:48 PM Dec 2nd
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Things are looking up, y'all.
12:20 PM Dec 2nd
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Will you be my tweetheart?
2:14 PM Nov 23rd
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I think my fortune cookie is drunk: "You are the mast of everything situation". What does that mean?
10:50 PM Nov 21st
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Who the hell let this apple pie in my house... Somebody help me. It's not alone. It brought ice cream. I'm so scared. Help. Me.
11:38 AM Nov 17th
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Getting ready for round two! RT @: waiting for janet jackson to arrive - she is the grove at 2pm
1:16 PM Nov 14th
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At Janet Jackson flashmob rehearsal!
9:41 AM Nov 14th
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Considering a spray tan for a comedy bit. The downside? A spray tan in November.
12:01 PM Nov 13th
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I'm guest starring on NBC's Community tonight with @! He was SO into me. And by "into me" I mean appropriately kind and welcoming.
11:44 AM Nov 12th
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Just saw Matthew Morrison from Glee leaving Runyon. Sweaty Matthew Morrison. I totally hit on him, in my mind.
11:48 AM Nov 10th
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Casting director just called me delicious. Yeaaah I am... I'm like a hot tamale smothered in... You know what? I should stop.
3:58 PM Nov 6th
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- Name Candace Brown
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.candac...
- Bio Female. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Literate. Actress. Comedienne. Writer. Oh and I recycle.
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