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Candle_Face

  1. the ax for the frozen sea within us #tagPGP 7:14 AM Jan 2nd via web
  2. I sucked at softball. The ball was big and unforgiving. My glove clomped at air. My number stuck to my back. 7:25 AM Dec 24th, 2010 via web
  3. At the mall my hair was bad but I still bought clothes. Terrible shirts revealed giant faux-graffiti emblems when pulled from the rack. 10:02 PM Sep 25th, 2010 via web
  4. I was at the Dentist and the water kept rising. In my lap was a Mexican charm from vacation. The blood was mild. I kept my streak. 12:47 PM Aug 16th, 2010 via web
  5. You can buy my first book, Pee On Water, Here: http://www.publishinggenius.com/2002/10/acquired-pee-on-water-by-rachel-glaser.html 12:45 PM Aug 16th, 2010 via web
  6. Steve Nash's eye is a mood ring! I had bad driving, ate cantelope with my hands from a bowl. A loving post-it ripped the bowie off my cd. 9:58 PM May 19th, 2010 via web
  7. The magician was flirting with my father. My mother was mad and swatted at the bird. The birthday was failing. My fantasy team was winning! 10:30 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via web
  8. Our plant was crying, so I went over and dumped the tears on the cactus. You said it was insensitive. I had thought only flowers cried. 4:33 PM Mar 10th, 2010 via web
  9. The pleasant feeling of the weather mutated into a harsh inner bleeding of the brain. Lucy, run away! 1:33 PM Mar 8th, 2010 via web
  10. No one would eat the super-strawberry. It was three strawberries deep. It looked like a fat animal skirt. It did not belong in our cereal 10:27 AM Feb 26th, 2010 via web
  11. Have you ever heard a ghost's real voice? I was wearing my fanciest underwear, so did not respond. I quietly unfolded the cloth napkin. 10:58 AM Feb 25th, 2010 via web
  12. A girl danced in front of the cage. The bears congregated and whined. A boy loudly tried out ring-tones. The zoo was no longer haunted!! 10:02 PM Feb 23rd, 2010 via web
  13. The frog felt funny and laid down. I didn't feel guilty. I read magazines. I got worried, then wonderd: had it been the frog's 1st time? 2:14 PM Feb 18th, 2010 via web
  14. your pets are not stealthy, your bank is not wealthy 4:09 PM Feb 16th, 2010 via web
  15. Eudora Welty, you are unhealthy! 4:00 PM Feb 16th, 2010 via web
  16. I hotboxxed my bathroom with tears! 6:31 AM Feb 16th, 2010 via web
  17. The duck's bill was covered in muck. How horrid, Izzy thought. She turned instead to the meadow, but all the old flowers were having sex. 10:29 AM Feb 14th, 2010 via web
  18. Babysitting has made me rich! I will buy back my moped immediately. I will get a gold phone. A transatlantic flight will clear my head. 2:18 PM Feb 13th, 2010 via web
  19. My igloo mopes. Drips hit my head, my part, where my hair chooses different directions. To warm up, I clap, I applaud for no reason! 10:32 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via web