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  1. Honk at ME for "jaywalking", will you? Candices don't jaywalk. They trip and fall altogether too frequently to chance it. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. If I die accidentally anytime soon, it'll be at the wide angled corner near my apt. where people are too stupid to realize they're turning. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. I hate when it gets cold. People drive with their windows up, so I can't swear at them as effectively when they almost run me over. about 8 hours ago from twidroid
  4. The outside lights JUST came on. How to handle this time? a) Fall down darkened stairs and sue landlord or b) attack timer w/ screwdriver? 11:22 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  5. I have like... 5x as much hair as my Twitter avatar. Ho hum, ho hum. The colour remains accurate. 11:19 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  6. @Laurel_Green I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on with that video, and I don't want to know. 11:18 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Laurel_Green
  7. @casiestewart I'm pretty sure I remember getting one up until I moved out, and I'd probably get one now. We're always kids to someone. 11:15 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to casiestewart
  8. Jeeeebus. Even "wanna star in my DVDA porno?" is less creepy than "TF* nudes (under the fluo lights in my garage w/ my 1MP digicam)?" F! 11:13 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  9. @casiestewart My brother used to save his all until the end and then tease me. Bitter... 11:04 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to casiestewart
  10. @casiestewart Ohhhh, nostalgia! But now I'm an adult, and humbug to one piece a day! I can buy chocolate whenever I want. Take that, Santa! 11:02 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to casiestewart
  11. @tim_stotz That was just ambiguous enough for me to wonder if you were serious. You weren't, right? 10:46 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic in reply to tim_stotz
  12. @cultofdusty It's strange to see actors who've played one role for so VERY long move on, isn't it? That's a ginormous chunk of their life! 10:44 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic in reply to cultofdusty
  13. There are a lot of really great shoes on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 9:55 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  14. @coryhope Yep, I finally did, but thanks for asking! 7:36 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to coryhope
  15. @miconian Good advice. I'm always serious. And I always do what I want. Which is to be serious. 6:14 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to miconian
  16. New blog post: Less than nothing http://www.negativesmart.com/2009/11/30/less-than-nothing/ 6:04 PM Nov 30th from Twitter Tools
  17. There's a hole in my bucket :( 4:54 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  18. @phronk Only my husband doesn't click when I say don't click. He knows the difference between serious Candice and seriously serious Candice. 4:38 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to phronk
  19. ATTN: Inbox. SHOPPING! is! not! an! EMERGENCY! 3:54 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  20. Somebody buy me this book, k? - "Prepare For Pictopia" http://bit.ly/5MAkDc 3:49 PM Nov 30th from twitterfeed