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@Jwdson Do you realize how much respect intelligent people lose for those who cite Fox News as the "truth?"
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Car commercials look so good in high-def.
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I'm always amazed at baseball statistics. "In night games in Los Angeles, with men on 1st and 3rd and an 0-2 count, Manny's batting .423"
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Re: previous tweet. May have spoke too soon. Great voice but was a bit off pitch. Little bones in my ear started vibrating anharmonically.
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12-yr-old with an amazing voice at the Dodgers game tonight. THINK BLUE!!
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I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
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@AlfredENeuman Unrelated: I have an A meeting tomorrow night.
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Unrelated: I have an A meeting tomorrow night.
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RT: @AlfredENeuman: More downsizing due to the poor economy. Triple A is going to become AA, which means AA will have to become A.
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Responding to accusations of Obama being an Arab, McCain says, "No, he's a decent family man."
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Ahmadinejad said, "Global capitalism has collapsed, and Iranians are now standing by to manage the world."
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2 recent studies found that the avg American walks 900 miles/year and drinks 22 gallons of alcohol/year. This means we get 41 miles/gallon.
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Medically speaking, there's a 30% chance that Sarah Palin will be president in the next 4 years if John McCain is elected.
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Splediferrous? Sounds almost like rusty imitation sugar.
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KFI's analysis of the Electoral College estimates a huge lead in Electoral votes for Obama.
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McCain's "The World Loves America" attitude is strange coming from somebody who's supposed to be hard and level-headed on foreign policy.
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@Dan_H Go take pictures.
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The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says it's twice as big as it needs to be.
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Remember that scene from A Beautiful Mind where the construction workers are making too much noise right outside the classroom window? #yale
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OMG WHY IS THERE CONSTRUCTION GOING ON 7 DAYS A WEEK IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT TOWN
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