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  1. is keeping a low profile for the next few weeks...it's "Canned Food Drive" Season for me. 3:00 PM Dec 8th from web
  2. Boycott Citi Field for discrimination! I tried to order a beer and they refused service...said they don't serve cans, only bottles! 10:15 AM Jun 22nd from web
  3. Almost 5....time to pop out with my top out! 1:53 PM Jun 18th from web
  4. Is tired of losing girlfriends to cans of chicken soup. “He’s my soulmate…he’s my soulmate”…FUK U JACK CANFIELD!!! 1:46 PM Jun 17th from web
  5. Campbell c amp bell…cambel…camble…ca mpb ell…Campbell…isn’t that word soo weird, man?...Dude, I am so baked right now... 1:14 PM Jun 17th from web
  6. Go away? Really? ARGHHH!...If she would just let me stand for 2 freakin’ minutes…ugh… she really doesn’t know how to read me sometimes... 12:51 PM Jun 17th from web
  7. #iphone upgrade? yea? Haven’t had my label updtd in 100+ yrs, so what?!..although it does make it harder to tell how old chicks really are.. 12:28 PM Jun 17th from web
  8. Maybe I should go back to dating that salad...people always said we were so good together. Romainians are so hot!..hope she isn't expired... 11:26 AM Jun 17th from web
  9. Whaddoya mean u don’t know if I’m a girl or a guy, READ THE FUKIN LABEL! TOMATO SOU..uh..CONDEN..CAMPBE..oh shit, it actually doesn’t say.. 10:19 AM Jun 17th from web
  10. Passed out drunk in Aug, picked up, donated, sent to a family in Uganda. Thank God they didn’t have a can opener…glad to be back! 1:46 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web
  11. Went to see Kanye East last night for $8….ya know, you really DO get what you pay for! 12:38 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
  12. Was out getting’ some metal surgery done. A lot of cans use The Ding King to get their dents out, but I swear there’s a difference w/my doc ... 12:36 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
  13. To all organic soups-Let's see how far you make it without Ascorbic Acid u freakin' hippies! 10:00 AM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  14. I will not lay out and get a tan. I would not, could not, can I am. 6:40 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  15. I will not throw $hit at a fan. I will not kidnap with a van. I will not network a LAN/WAN. I will not cook me in a pan. 6:39 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  16. My girl doesn't like the way I get around …. When will she understand that’s just how I roll?! 5:46 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  17. Walked into Walmart and got re-freakin-stocked! Can't wait to return the favor when that kid walks into the pimple-faced idiot store... 12:12 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from web
  18. Is wondering what's worse for soda cans...the fact that they have to live with a bounty on their heads, or the fact that it's only $.05. 12:50 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from web
  19. Goin' to Times Sq today......Bitch better have my crackers!! 6:07 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web
  20. Memorial today 4 cousin. His family escaped the clutches of the soup nazi. As for Adam - yeah, not so much. No soup 4 u Adam....no soup 4 u 5:55 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web