Campbellsoupcan
- Boycott Citi Field for discrimination! I tried to order a beer and they refused service...said they don't serve cans, only bottles!10:15 AM Jun 22nd from web
- Almost 5....time to pop out with my top out!1:53 PM Jun 18th from web
- Is tired of losing girlfriends to cans of chicken soup. “He’s my soulmate…he’s my soulmate”…FUK U JACK CANFIELD!!!1:46 PM Jun 17th from web
- Campbell c amp bell…cambel…camble…ca mpb ell…Campbell…isn’t that word soo weird, man?...Dude, I am so baked right now...1:14 PM Jun 17th from web
- Go away? Really? ARGHHH!...If she would just let me stand for 2 freakin’ minutes…ugh… she really doesn’t know how to read me sometimes...12:51 PM Jun 17th from web
- #iphone upgrade? yea? Haven’t had my label updtd in 100+ yrs, so what?!..although it does make it harder to tell how old chicks really are..12:28 PM Jun 17th from web
- Maybe I should go back to dating that salad...people always said we were so good together. Romainians are so hot!..hope she isn't expired...11:26 AM Jun 17th from web
- Whaddoya mean u don’t know if I’m a girl or a guy, READ THE FUKIN LABEL! TOMATO SOU..uh..CONDEN..CAMPBE..oh shit, it actually doesn’t say..10:19 AM Jun 17th from web
- Passed out drunk in Aug, picked up, donated, sent to a family in Uganda. Thank God they didn’t have a can opener…glad to be back!1:46 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from web
- Went to see Kanye East last night for $8….ya know, you really DO get what you pay for!12:38 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- Was out getting’ some metal surgery done. A lot of cans use The Ding King to get their dents out, but I swear there’s a difference w/my doc...12:36 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- To all organic soups-Let's see how far you make it without Ascorbic Acid u freakin' hippies!10:00 AM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
- I will not lay out and get a tan. I would not, could not, can I am.6:40 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- I will not throw $hit at a fan. I will not kidnap with a van. I will not network a LAN/WAN. I will not cook me in a pan.6:39 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- My girl doesn't like the way I get around …. When will she understand that’s just how I roll?!5:46 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Walked into Walmart and got re-freakin-stocked! Can't wait to return the favor when that kid walks into the pimple-faced idiot store...12:12 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from web
- Is wondering what's worse for soda cans...the fact that they have to live with a bounty on their heads, or the fact that it's only $.05.12:50 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from web
- Goin' to Times Sq today......Bitch better have my crackers!!6:07 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web
- Memorial today 4 cousin. His family escaped the clutches of the soup nazi. As for Adam - yeah, not so much. No soup 4 u Adam....no soup 4 u5:55 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web
- Need to use the can....and when I do sit on it... for that brief moment in time...i will be..."can squared"9:20 AM Jul 22nd, 2008 from web
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