CamiloRuan
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Sitting mesmerized by the awesomeness of Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special. Then headed to "Stomp" performance. God is good. Life is good.
about 14 hours ago
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I'm 98% certain Calvary Chapel and I just helped subsidize your Victoria Secret underwear. . .
10:44 PM Dec 24th
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Watching Larry King Live panel on life after death. Why does Deepak Chopra make more sense to me the older I get?
12:23 AM Dec 23rd
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Proud to be launching my latest venture, the Uggs Liberation Army. Join us! (via @)
8:26 PM Dec 22nd
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I wish there was a Pandora application for people. That way you would know what you're dealing with before you even say "hello".
7:25 PM Dec 21st
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Am I the only one who thinks Muse is overhyped? I mean, they are an ok band, but why all the hype? File under Death Cab and Arctic Monkeys..
7:20 PM Dec 21st
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Lululemon pants. Most accidentally sexy piece of clothing ever designed for a woman. Get her some. Its like Christmas for everybody.
4:04 AM Dec 21st
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Robin Thicke. Now there is some babymakingmusic if I ever heard some. Just in case you're in the mood...
6:18 PM Dec 19th
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Yup. Knees were not meant to bend the opposite way. File Under Hyperextension, Joe Theismann & don't play soccer with 20 yr. olds.On the DL.
1:31 AM Dec 18th
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Dear Costco. They may be samples to you. But to me it is a progressive international dinner. Larger servings please.
8:05 PM Dec 16th
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If you could wish for one thing this Christmas-no matter how big or small and your wish was guaranteed to come true.What would you ask for?
10:45 PM Dec 15th
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I know I'm like six months late to the party, but Im finally checking out Food, Inc. tonight. Anybody seen it?
3:41 PM Dec 14th
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Hydroxycut is making me have some serious hot flashes. I think I know what menopause feels like now.
3:13 PM Dec 12th
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Who is your celebrity look alike? Apparently I am either Ralph Macchio or Sylvester Stallone.
7:18 PM Dec 11th
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@ ha! True....
5:13 AM Dec 8th
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Hard taco shell particle beneath the gums on back of teeth. The kind that lodges. Is there a more annoyinng and senseless injury than this?
10:53 PM Dec 7th
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Isn't it the best feeling when you are calling someone back you really don't want to speak to and call goes to voicemail?
2:54 PM Dec 6th
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As a general rule a man should never use the term "spoiler alert."
8:13 PM Dec 4th
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You know a Renaissance Festival has gone too far when teenage boys with mullets are jousting in the park.
11:22 AM Nov 23rd
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I'm so Jr.High. Just saw a "Speed Hump" sign and cracked a smile.
1:11 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Camilo Ruan
- Location San Francisco, California
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