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  1. @dcfish Like I do work most of the time anyway, hurr (except when people call to be assholes)
  2. @dcfish It would make work so much better. But then I would not be doing work, I would be listening to music.
  3. @dcfish I wish I could listen to any music at work, but the phone is through our computer and I wouldn't be able to hear the ringer. ):
  4. How about if you fuck up your own computer because you're stupid, you don't call in and yell at me because I don't know what you did?
  5. Coworkers just called in using a robot voice from an old Mac. Hilarity ensued. I even tried to fix their imaginary problem for them.
  6. Coloring inside the lines being irrelevant to fine art, can't you at least make it look like you tried?
  7. Dear Abstract Expressionists: if you cannot even cover the canvas with paint, people are going to think you're a kindergartener. Sorry.
  8. Of all the things I regret about having perpetual ear trouble, the biggest one is not being able to listen to music on headphones.
  9. That's where I'm gonna stay.
  10. The leaves are falling back East...
  11. I won't move to L.A.
  12. Don't change your plans for me
  13. Smee... don't try to stop me, Smee...
  14. I'm going crazy and you can't stop me.
  15. I am the motherfucking FACE of PATIENCE, do you hear me
  16. @enoch111 I bet I could do a worse one!
  17. I know this is good for me and is something that will build character, but it's too much. It's just too fucking much right now.
  18. Iiif you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
  19. This coffee tastes like ass. My boss makes it better than you, secretary!
  20. @hismindkills @afoolishwit I'm really sad you didn't call me. I would have Mimi'd the night away. (only 4500 thank you)