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CamelToad

If this twitters a rockin', I'm mostly likely touching myself. about 5 hours ago via web
You think this is a fucking game?!?! Oh- it is? What game-... Stratego!!! Why didn't you tell me!?! I shot Blue! about 7 hours ago via web
ThatKevinSmith Utini! #SIT celebrates the 35th anniversary of StarWars' release with a WeirdScience/Trilogy mash-up: @HUGHEStheFORCE! youtube.com/watch?v=h2yWAH… about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by CamelToad and 51 others
ShakespeareSong My apologies Lady Jackson, I am quite sincere. It was not in my wishes to provoke thy daughter's sadness, I apologised numerous times. 4:07 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CamelToad and 1587 others
I'm bout to booty call my pillow. #GoodNightAndNoImNotGoingToHaveSexWithMyPillowMaybeProbably 12:30 AM May 25th via web
ThatKevinSmith See what the 15 yr old @JayMewes & the 20 yr old me looked like back in the year 1990 - only on SMARCHIVE: youtube.com/watch?v=WgiGQh… #SIT & See! 11:59 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CamelToad and 39 others
Hey E3. It's cool. You're not into me like that. However; I've seen the dudes you let inside of you. Whatever. Your loss, really. 6:05 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
True Blood SVU. Can't wait... instagr.am/p/LB80Ikwr18/ 6:03 PM May 24th via Instagram
I'm awake now. In case anyone had gifts for me. 5:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
willhines Statue pitch meeting: "Maybe standing? No, wait: on a horse." 1:51 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CamelToad and 5 others
ThatKevinSmith Wanna see the stars of SModCo give crazy amounts of oral in a theater NEAR YOU? Tell us where to go or where to get off at @BookSMod! 1:42 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by CamelToad and 3 others
This nap is dedicated to all the teachers who told me Id never amount to nothing. To all the people who lived above the buildings... 1:43 PM May 24th via web
@thekatiemorgan soon I hope. Might shoot down for a weekend with the Mutt. 1:41 PM May 24th via web in reply to thekatiemorgan
@dreamoutloud award for best thing today goes to you :) 1:39 PM May 24th via web in reply to dreamoutloud
dreamoutloud I'm not not ninja promoting my book by sticking mini promo cards in random books. =D (@ Barnes & Noble) [pic]: 4sq.com/Jv3ykb 1:36 PM May 24th via foursquare from Los Angeles, CA Retweeted by CamelToad and 1 other
"Girl; when I break you off, I promise that you won't want to get off." #PromiseNotValidInContinentalUS 1:01 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Part two. Lazy fucks instagr.am/p/LBZscxQr1H/ 12:56 PM May 24th via Instagram
Spidermans and pets need naps too instagr.am/p/LBZZNyQr06/ 12:53 PM May 24th via Instagram
Lunch time reading. This book will get me so many kinds of layed. instagr.am/p/LBRPeRQrw8/ 11:42 AM May 24th via Instagram
Short work break... instagr.am/p/LBQNveQrwa/ 11:33 AM May 24th via Instagram