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CalumSPlath

  1. @RickyHardy @tomilo they're the most amazing creatures
  2. @mewseff @emmapartington I just treat them like normal exams really, not sure if I'm meant to...
  3. @tomilo not really cos he's actually reading The Communist Manifesto... #sillyMoomin
  4. @mewseff @emmapartington obv :P
  5. @tomilo he is a very hard working Moomin! He's learnt well
  6. @tomilo he's just doing a bit of revision with me... yfrog.com/oetglwmj
  7. @tomilo #gayreference
  8. @garypepworth did that really happen??
  9. @callumrsmith that sounds terrifying, but a wasp in your house is easier to deal with than a bird!
  10. @tomilo they're on the warpath! One was sat on my window ledge this morning and I had to slam it shut
  11. I can't open my window too far or I'm afraid a bird will fly in. I hate living in city centre townhouses sometimes...
  12. @bristolpaul me too, I think we're in late modernity, that's my problem!
  13. @charliesarson oh yeah, forgot you were down with Butler and all that! She's craaaazy
  14. does anyone who likes postmodernity fancy sitting an exam for me on Monday? I'll pay you in ice cream and I'll personally fan you
  15. @ruthie_dee saucy
  16. @ruthie_dee I've taken to eating really cheap icecream. It's not a method I'd recommend.
  17. @RickyHardy @Jonathan_Pryor as the Great Chairman said, "communism is not love, it is a hammer which we use to crush our enemies"