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@every1luvspadme you sound like someone who needs to be with me in the clouds. 9:31 PM Oct 23rd from Twittelator in reply to every1luvspadme
Been on a long vacation. Spent some time in the outer rim. There's some crazy aliens out there... 9:26 PM Oct 23rd from Twittelator
@FlatDesLynam you may have some nice staches but you don't make them look this good... 5:21 PM Jun 12th from Twittelator in reply to FlatDesLynam
@TheRealOola baby I'll be right there. I just have to drop Chewie off back on Kashyyk. He's drunk gain off all the blue milk. Weird allergy 8:18 PM May 4th from Twittelator in reply to TheRealOola
@UncleOwen well you know after that whole empire scare I lost a lot of families...so I decided to add some stuff for the kids... 7:35 PM May 3rd from Twittelator in reply to UncleOwen
RT @WuherTheBarkeep Big Toga Party tonight at The Cantina man. Going to be freaking epic. 2:21 PM May 1st from Twittelator
@admiraldaala alright well have a good time. I'll see you there. 2:18 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to AdmiralDaala
@theMaraJade oh that's cold. Well if you change your mind you know where I am. 2:13 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to theMaraJade
@Leia_Organa I'm so much more... 2:11 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to Leia_Organa
@theMaraJade well someday you'll come around. You know you truly do belong with us among the clouds... 2:04 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to theMaraJade
@admiraldaala that was a sweet track but you know old Lando only likes the ladies...how about you come to @WuherTheBarkeep s party with me? 2:01 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to AdmiralDaala
@WuherTheBarkeep well I'll be there brother. And it looks like I might be bringing some ladies... 1:53 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to WuherTheBarkeep
@theMaraJade baby you get me into your sheet and I'll wear it wherever. How about that? 1:51 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to theMaraJade
@WuherTheBarkeep you keep plenty of Colt 45 in stock? Because you know, rule #1 is "Never run out of Colt 45" it work every time... 1:40 PM May 1st from web in reply to WuherTheBarkeep
@UncleOwen Actually we turned that chute into a children's slide. Now it ends in a ball pit instead of space... 1:25 PM May 1st from web in reply to UncleOwen
@MaxRebo hey don't knock the Colt until you have experienced all the glory... http://tinyurl.com/2wr43p 1:23 PM May 1st from web in reply to MaxRebo
@TrooperTK421 sorry it took so long to get back. I was on holiday on Ryloth for some hot Twi'lek ladies, but I think i could find you a job. 1:18 PM May 1st from Twittelator in reply to TrooperTK421
ok, so i did some things i wasn't proud of after the Empire fell.... http://tinyurl.com/aa9fyf wow. it was good to get that off my chest 7:48 PM Feb 25th from web
For Sale:a vintage Blue-Blade Lightsaber and a right hand of a certain Luke Skywalker...found it on an ole' ship. apparently fell a long way 7:25 AM Feb 17th from web
i won a vintage Galactic Empire Star Destroyer in a card game...thinking about shipflipping it into a casino-cruiser...thoughts? 3:14 PM Feb 10th from web

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Name Lando Calrissian
Location Evansville, Indiana 47712
Bio Mayor of Cloud City, Gambler, Card Player, Scoundrel and keeper of the best mustache in the galaxy.

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