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  1. These Kashi food people are real uppity assholes with their natural ingredients and whatnot.
  2. @wrongfeelsright I'm replying, so I'm still up. Trying this whole, sleep and in turn get up and start the day at a reasonable hour thing...
  3. @Syd_Lexia damn right, I'm not messing with less than 3 dimensions.
  4. @ultimatechimera you got that right, pal.
  5. @britishphill you got it, sweethaaaaaaht *1920's overdramatized wink*
  6. I forgot to throw out a #FF today. Just know, I was going to suggest everyone follow you. Yea you. No, not him, you. No, fuck her, YOU.
  7. The fact that I just remembered to take off my red lipstick before bed...makes me a genius.
  8. Yea, I do the stanky leg while driving. What of it?
  9. #Chernobyldiaries totally killed the appeal of touring an abandoned nuclear disaster site. Damn.
  10. I got asked out on a date. By a customer. In an e-mail. WITH THIS ICON :p - I have a feeling he's a fan of making hair dolls...
  11. My time is valuable. Appreciate it or keep it movin.
  12. I just googled myself and saw soooooo much crap that's still online from years ago. Verdict? My level of geekdom has only worsened.
  13. Whoops instagr.am/p/LDolFup-i2/
  14. @docvarmint yay, you did it!
  15. Ugh, Moonrise Kingdom isn't playing anywhere around here. Curse you, NH!
  16. i feel like LL Cool J probably recorded 98% of his music while banging broads. Which I am 100% okay with.
  17. @b_levautour yea, the opposite of rock bottom. High point...like P Diddy status. Ya dig?
  18. @b_levautour you've peaked!
  19. Sand between my toes, salt water, crisp air, endless sunshine...get me to the beach already. #3dayweekend #hurryupfriday
  20. Coffee for you. Lipstick for me. instagr.am/p/LDLgpLJ-mp/