CallMeMrMayor
- @Phaedrus Working on my presentation to the legislative conference committee, dodging assassination attempts, the usual stuff11:16 AM Apr 24th from web in reply to Phaedrus
- I also heard from a reliable source that Obama has SOLD US OUT to space aliens from Orion in exchange for 10 bil in gold-pressed latinum!10:42 AM Apr 24th from web
- http://health.yahoo.com/new... This can be nothing but an Al-Quada germ warfare plot! See what Obama's done to us!10:37 AM Apr 24th from web
- @RealtorMichelle My personal trainer Barney does Yoga and 250 sit-ups for me every morning; consequently, I'm in perfect shape!4:59 AM Mar 5th from web in reply to RealtorMichelle
- @waymonhudson Plus, sexual activity outside of marriage is wrong, and all gay activity is by definition outside of marriage2:30 PM Feb 21st from web in reply to waymonhudson
- @waymonhudson Happy bday! Just want you to know, I have nothing against gays--I just think they're a danger to the future of the human race2:29 PM Feb 21st from web in reply to waymonhudson
- And only last week he put a postage stamp on the rotors of Circle City One, in what was the 4th attempt on my life9:21 AM Feb 21st from web
- The REAL reason I didn't go to DC is because Bart Peterson has enlisted geese to fly into my airplane engines and assassinate me in mid-air!9:19 AM Feb 21st from web
- FYI, the speech practice excuse was a cover story; I have a photographic memory and memorized the entire speech last night9:18 AM Feb 21st from web
- @xtrarant The only acceptable currency will be Ballard Notes, backed by my own personal gold reserves6:19 PM Feb 19th from web in reply to xtrarant
- @xtrarant You'll all be pleased to know I'm putting Marion County on a Gold Standard as of March 1st6:17 PM Feb 19th from web in reply to xtrarant
- @IndianaJeff Hold on, buster! They gotta cover the cost of those Golden Parachutes somehow! Let the deadbeats pay their share!6:15 PM Feb 19th from web in reply to IndianaJeff
- Fun in the sun. How's the weather up there?5:10 PM Jan 30th from web
- St. Christopher is the patron saint of drivers, in case you didn't know6:22 PM Jan 28th from web
- Instead of plowing and salting, from now on I will pray to God and St. Christopher to keep drivers safe; it'll save the city millions6:21 PM Jan 28th from web
- @xtrarant Can't people plow their own streets!? Hard work is what made America great!8:13 AM Jan 28th from web in reply to xtrarant
- @RealtorMichelle You need a BIG, STRONG MAN to come and help you. I'm available.7:51 AM Jan 28th from web in reply to RealtorMichelle
- Mess it up, and your opponent automatically becomes president!5:32 AM Jan 22nd from web
- I knew the Founding Fathers should have put in a "one shot only" clause for the presidential oath!5:32 AM Jan 22nd from web
- @Phaedrus Give me the refs' names, and I'll have them put on the No Fly List; Bush did that to Ted Kennedy for kicks6:16 PM Jan 18th from web in reply to Phaedrus
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- Name Greg Ballard
- Location Indianapolis, Indiana
- Bio Mayor of the Circle City, Patron Saint of Property Owners, Quasher of Crime, Protector of Chinatown
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