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Saying that, somebody decided to crash their car into a railway bridge so I'm over an hour late. ScotRail at your service!8:20 AM Dec 4thfrom TweetDeck
Awesome, my Stagecoach bus to Peterhead has FREE wifi. Who says you don't get something for nothing?8:19 AM Dec 4thfrom TweetDeck
RT @PeterAbbott: Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk, but McDonalds continue serving them fat f***ers? Its hardly fair.4:17 PM Dec 2ndfrom TweetDeck
RT @twizgo: "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."-Winston Churchill8:03 AM Dec 2ndfrom web