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CalebGoldsby

#ICantStopStopStopStopStop 3:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
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thesulk Fantasia looks like a garbage bag after a summer family reunion picnic. 5:23 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 178 others
@w_kess06 I was hoping it would be funnier, turns out rappers are a little weird 6:18 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to w_kess06
@w_kess06 yeah man, it wasn't as good as I had hoped 6:15 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to w_kess06
MGK goin crazy last night on hip hop squares 5:57 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
MeleighHooker #InMyLife I've learned to trust no one 10:08 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CalebGoldsby
WilllllyWonka Your tan looks so natural. 2:13 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 1752 others
BlTCHESLOVE Just got a Twitter account. Bitches love tweeting. 8:21 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 317 others
TheFakeESPN Blake Griffin's tooth punctured his lip. Our researchers are trying to determine if Black Gingers can also have fangs. 8:43 PM May 20th via HootSuite Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 410 others
WhiteBoyPrblms So, like, am I allowed to say the word "cray"? #whiteboyproblems 2:56 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 10 others
SethMacFarlane Dear Hollywood: It's time to retire the "found footage" movie genre and start holding the camera steady again. I'm getting queasy. 10:58 AM May 19th via Echofon Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 3115 others
TextNewsFeed A status about hating stupid people with many very obvious grammatical errors. 4:34 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 124 others
DJPaulyD Soo I Had A Dream That @Snooki Had The Baby , And It Came Out Looking Like Danny From The Shore Store !!!!! #WhatTheHell 5:13 AM May 18th via Facebook Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 1844 others
Chalvert Instagram = instantvagina 11:26 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by CalebGoldsby
People must think I'm a cop. #DriveFaster 6:35 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
WolfpackAlan Jay-Z has a song for his daughter called glory. Glory spelled backwards is yrolg which means absolutely nothing, but I had you for a second. 5:15 PM May 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 1708 others
TequilaTears Taco Bell should make beds. 7:13 PM May 14th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 20 others
TequilaTears If I was a casting director I'd tell fat people, "You were born for TV dinners, not movies." Then order sushi for my pet falcon, Enrique. 8:52 AM May 14th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by CalebGoldsby and 31 others
@LindsayMcLovin why thank you very much! I'm pretty much addicted to her lol 10:47 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LindsayMcLovin