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CalebEatsBacon

  1. Still unsure about this whole suffrage thing. 12:13 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. 14 year-old me figured 31 year-old me would be the Editor of Penthouse Letters. My teenage self sucked. 9:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. I think I got stuck in a video game by accident -- twitter.com/CalebEatsBacon… 12:42 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. I was never able to work with "Ernest" film star (the late) Jim Varney but this week I'm working with @janetvarney! 1:19 PM May 22nd via web
  5. New podcast! The @Gentlemens Club's Las Vegas Episode # 146 -- tmblr.co/ZUmTXyLsW_oo #Elvis 10:28 AM May 21st via web
  6. Every time LeBron James cries an Angel gets his wings (aside from Albert Pujols.) 11:35 AM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. @truebluela So my future is brighter than I thought! 11:53 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to truebluela
  8. I live in LA and John Travolta has never groped me. Apparently I'm not a fine piece of ass. 11:19 PM May 19th via web
  9. @20SuMo12 Big calves are a sign of high intelligence... maybe? 3:48 PM May 18th via web in reply to 20SuMo12
  10. @donni Thanks for the RT! Look no further if you're ever suddenly orphaned and need someone to raise you as their own. 11:44 AM May 18th via web
  11. Nothing sexier than a hot chick who can nail a Gilbert Gottfried impression. 7:58 AM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Oh no! First MCA. Now Donna Summer. Heaven is getting really funky. #RIPDonnaSummer 8:57 AM May 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. I've never seen Haley's Comet but I DID just see a Latino gangbanger reading a Garfield coloring book. 8:08 AM May 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. I look nothing like my brother. I think my mom had an affair with the mailman. Yup, NBA legend Karl Malone. 5:48 PM May 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. Wish @thejoelstein would release a book already? Me neither. I'm told there are no big words so I may read it. amzn.to/J2y02r #ManMade 10:34 AM May 15th via web
  16. @iPaulyDip Haha! You the man. Do you know DJ Pauly D? 11:59 PM May 14th via web in reply to iPaulyDip
  17. @iPaulyDip Thanks so much for listening, Paul! 10:40 AM May 14th via web in reply to iPaulyDip
  18. #FF RT @iPaulyDip Caleb Bacon from The Gentlemen's Club is so fricken funny. 10:35 AM May 14th via web in reply to iPaulyDip
  19. Great Miami bachelor party weekend! Only one of the guys got sold into sex slavery. 3:30 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. Best Spansh film (I assume) about yo' mama disses: "Y Tu Mama Tambien." #happymothersday 8:52 AM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®