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  1. The Sweet and Spicy Asian sauce at work has a yellow lid. What would Dave Thomas think? 8:58 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
  2. @MarisaNakasone A Lynch fan AND a Pynchon fan? :D 10:55 AM Dec 16th from mobile web
  3. @ContemptSlots I seen dat befo it gave me da creeps yall. 12:00 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  4. You can just stfu. I love breakfast at McDonald's. 5:13 AM Oct 14th from mobile web
  5. @HolyGod Go to Hell. 3:32 PM Oct 8th from mobile web
  6. @supduncan It's not like you listen to good music or anything. 5:49 PM Sep 28th from mobile web
  7. Remixing: Making shitty songs shittier. 7:05 PM Sep 22nd from mobile web
  8. I would want to be a Christian, but I'd rather not. 11:01 AM Sep 17th from mobile web
  9. Watching Inland Empire. 3:03 PM Sep 6th from mobile web
  10. @unityzer0 Any specific work? 4:19 AM Aug 31st from mobile web
  11. They fucking killed Hitler. 7:45 AM Aug 22nd from mobile web
  12. 2x+3x=5x; x=your mom 4:26 AM Aug 20th from mobile web
  13. Far-wing political ninnies make me giggle. 10:28 PM Aug 14th from mobile web
  14. @bsuec Ha. Amusing. 10:24 PM Aug 14th from mobile web
  15. @tink69 Ohh, I loved it. One of my favorite movies by far. :) 6:11 PM Aug 14th from mobile web
  16. @bsuec I might have actually taken that into consideration had you accurately quoted me and used correct grammar and sentence construc 6:09 PM Aug 14th from mobile web
  17. @bsuec You're stupid. 4:14 PM Aug 14th from mobile web
  18. Okay, okay, 23%. 8:57 AM Aug 12th from mobile web
  19. There was this one time I turned into a turtle, but I want an apple. 8:55 AM Aug 12th from mobile web
  20. My pet hurricane ran away again. Sorry, guys. 10:03 AM Aug 9th from mobile web