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CaitlynSimpson

#100ThingsToDoBeforeIDie Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call me Admiral. 5:27 PM May 23rd via web
ah-maz-ing times infinity! youtube.com/watch?v=BAy0Yt… 5:05 PM May 23rd via web
@zZStarkyZz BAHAHA Thanks british boy(: 5:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to zZStarkyZz
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I can't stop singing @onedirection one thing o: 6:37 PM May 22nd via web
Laughbook I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser. 11:46 PM May 19th via Twuffer Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 2508 others
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up. 1:59 PM May 21st via web
Laughbook I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge. 11:45 AM May 21st via Twuffer Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 1002 others
Laughbook *Knock Knock* "Who's there?" "Daisy" "Daisy who?" "Daisy me rollin, they hatin" 12:01 PM May 21st via Twuffer Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 1458 others
Laughbook Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Oh yeah? What if I threw a dictionary at you? 12:16 PM May 21st via Twuffer Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 987 others
Laughbook Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out 'the rapist' Sincerely, not lying down. 12:35 PM May 21st via Twuffer Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 895 others
AYYSIAN Any guy who rejects a girl because he doesn't think she's pretty enough doesn't deserve a girl in the first place. 9:42 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 682 others
I hope the day where Cancer is just a zodiac sign comes faster <3 #KendalLividini #TeamKendalKidz 5:13 PM May 20th via web
AYYSIAN I cant take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, your coming to my room. 12:39 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 783 others
AYYSIAN Look at the keyboard, U and I are together. Look underneath, it says JK.. ;) 4:34 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 472 others
AYYSIAN I like texting people who actually text real convos, and and not just "k, yup, yeah, k, I know, yeah, cool, lol.." 7:29 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 1389 others
AYYSIAN Maybe Squidward doesn't wear pants because his dick is on his face. 8:14 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 983 others
AYYSIAN I honestly don't have a type. If I like you, then I like you. 8:56 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 2060 others
AYYSIAN I laugh at my own texts before I send them because im that damn funny. 8:17 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by CaitlynSimpson and 803 others